CONSISTENCY IS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE:  Hillary Wants It Both Ways: Women Will Bear Brunt Of Climate Change But Blames Men For Campaign Loss.

HASHTAG HASHTAG ENVY:  #SaggyBoobsMatter is the latest trend sweeping social media.

WHY CAN’T THE USA BE MORE LIKE THE EUROPEANS? I BLAME TRUMP!  Denmark reveals controversial plan to ban full-face veils.

THIS SEEMS AWKWARD – I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE AMAZON CRAYFISH: Mutant all-female crayfish clone themselves, make males irrelevant.

THIS IS JUST TOO KINKY:  Forget Tinder: New Yorkers are falling in love with their neighbors.

AN ICE CREAM 500 TIMES HOTTER THAN TABASCO SAUCE?   This ice cream is so spicy you have to sign a disclaimer to eat it.

WHO SHAVES THE BARBER:  The Recursive Custard Problem.

CLEAN MY DESK? THAT’S CRAZY TALK!  The easy trick to be more productive at work.

VERDICT FIRST, TRIAL AFTERWARD (IF AT ALL):  Comic sues Upright Citizens Brigade for reverse gender discrimination.

THIS IS PART OF WHY YOU NEVER SEE A RAT WITH A CELL PHONE:  Cell phones cause tumors in rats, study finds.

WHO WOULD IMAGINE THAT IMPOSING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WOULD GENERATE BLOWBACK:   More colleges are being targeted by white supremacist groups.

WE DON’T NEED COLLEGES.  WE NEED MADHOUSES:  SJW Snowflake Wants UCF College Student Expelled For Refusing Hijab.

WE’RE ALL LITTLE PEOPLE TO SAN FRAN NAN:  Nancy Pelosi Repeats the ‘Crumbs’ Comment, Here’s Why.

THE BEARS ARE TOO LARGE TO PLAY WITH:  Why Groundhog?

THAT COMEY SURE IS AN HONORABLE MAN:  And the incredibly fair and unbiased James Comey…

YOU’VE GOT THE RIGHT TO ROCK AND ROLL:  The right to…

BY PASSING THE BILL SO WE COULD FIND WHAT WAS IN IT:  Health Care: How in the World Did We Get Here?

SCIENCE IS UNSETTLED AGAIN:  Discovery below jungle canopy rewrites Mayan history.

NOW THEY’RE JUST MAKING THINGS UP:  Rare, Mohawk-Wearing Fish Discovered ‘Walking’ on Seafloor.

DINOS!  ‘Holy Grail’ of dinosaur fossils discovered in Egyptian desert.

IT’S STILL A MYSTERY:  American tourists suffered same strange symptoms as diplomats after visiting Cuba.

I WOULD THINK IT DEPENDS ON THE BREAKFAST CEREAL:  Nutritionist claims pizza is a healthier breakfast than cereal.

THE DEATH OF EUROPE, NOW PLAYING:  Paris gets its first — incredibly creepy — sex doll brothel.

SO THAT WAS THE FIRST MISTAKE: Berkeley Student Detained by ICE Should Never Have Been Enrolled.

YEAH, BUT THAT KIND OF DIVISION IS NEEDED, TO SEE THE WAY CLEARLY:  Trump Divides Americans and Un-Americans.