FROM THE DERP FILES:  How to not get a date.

TWO QUIBBLES.  FIRST, UNPROVEN ASSERTION. SECOND, SHOULDN’T THAT BE THE FABRIC OF AMERICAN DEATH? UNDER TRUTH IN ADVERTISING AND ALL:   Schumer: Roe v. Wade Is Part of ‘Fabric of American Life,’ Endangered by Kavanaugh.

IF THEIR VALUES ARE MORE IN TUNE WITH THE CHINESE OLIGARCHS THAN ICE, IT’S A GOOD THING THEY’RE NO LONGER WORKING WITH ICE.  BYE FELICIA:  Consulting Giant Walks Away From ICE Contracts, Works With Chinese Government.

OH, THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Democrat Shoots Opponent After Political Disagreement On Facebook.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Facebook Reportedly Censors Links To Gun File Sites.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF:  The Constitution Is Great, Check Your Premise, Dan.

AND THEY SAY WE’RE THE INBRED  ONES:  Ilhan Omar’s Credentials Include Committing Perjury While Divorcing Her Brother.

NOT A FIRST AMENDMENT VIOLATION BUT A SKIVVY MOVE OF COLLUSION:   What Is, and Is Not Free Speech.

PLEASE NOTE NO ONE EVER HAD TO PROTECT SPEECH EVERYONE AGREED WITH:  Hate Speech.

IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS, THEY’D HAVE NO STANDARDS AT ALL:  Trump May Lose Star on Walk of Fame, But Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey Won’t.

DOESN’T SEEM LIKE IT:  Are Radical Leftist Ideas Gaining Traction With the Public at Large?

ALLUDING TO HEINLEIN, ANY RELIGION, OR FOR THAT MATTER ANY CULTURE THAT SAYS THIS YOU CANNOT SAY, THIS YOU CANNOT READ, THIS YOU CANNOT THINK IS NOT A FRIEND OF FREEDOM:  Hypersensitivity and Race.

NAZIS AND COMMUNISTS:  “Competitors, not Opposites”: what Apple iPhone vs. Samsung Galaxy can teach us about politics.

ALSO GOOD:  The massive failure of Democratic Socialists in yesterday’s primaries.

GOOD:  Out of the shadows: FBI corruption probe about to put Bruce Ohr in the hot seat.

THERE’S MORE PALATABLE WEEK-OLD FISH:  Among Democrats, the Clinton name is starting to stink.

YOU KNOW HOW THE LEFT ALWAYS SAYS EVERYTHING IS PROBLEMATIC?  WELL THIS IS PROBLEMATIC:  Siraj Ibn Wahhaj, Son Of NYC Iman Tied To ’93 WTC Bombing, Was Running Terrorist Training Camp.

DON’T GET COCKY:  Blue Wave Missing in Action.

SO — SCRATCHES HEAD — THIS HAPPENED: Dragon Awards 2018 Finalists.

IS THERE A THING FOR CRAZIES WITH SWORDS LATELY:  So the other day we were sitting at Pete’s Kitchen (Colfax Avenue) having late dinner, and next to our table was a table of policemen (not unusual there) with a radio.  And suddenly out of the radio the words crackle “He’s run back into the alley and he has a sword.”  Uh.  Bringing a knife to a gunfight… in Nebraska.

ON BOOKS PUBLICITY, AND NOT BAD ADVICE ON WINE, EITHER:  In Vino Veritas.

IT’S NOT SO MUCH OUR BEING RULED BY BOTS THAT UPSETS ME. IT’S OUR BEING RULED BY STUPID BOTS:  Code Is Free Not Spam.

AND THEIR STUNNING LACK OF SELF AWARENESS WILL NOT HELP THEM SCRAMBLE FROM THE BRINK:  Purity Spirals Into Evil.

THOUGHTS FROM THE BOSS ON FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BUT HERE’S THE THING — THEY WANT TO DO AWAY WITH THE FIRST AMENDMENT TOO.  THERE’S MORE AND MORE TALK ABOUT HOW IT DOESN’T ALLOW US TO RESTRICT “HATE SPEECH” AND THAT’S A BAD THING. I VIEW ALL THIS AS THEIR FIRST STEP TOWARDS THAT:  Freedom of speech is under attack from the big cybertech companies.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Rahm Emmanuel is Pouring Fuel on Chicago Fire.