AND ABOUT ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF, FROM MY FRIEND SYNOVA:

WELL… WE MUST DO IT SOMEWHERE:  A Place to Start.

WHEN OBAMA’S MINIONS THINK YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR:  Obama’s DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson: The Democrats’ Immigration Rhetoric Is Essentially a Declaration of Open Borders Which Would Cause Mass Illegal Immigration to Explode.

I’D LIKE AN ANSWER. THIS IS A PROGRAM OF SOVIET-LIKE INSANITY. THAT AMERICANS ARE DISCUSSING THIS…   A question for Joe Biden.

AND THE RIDE IS JUST BEGINNING:  Polls gone wild.

INTERESTING:  Damaged Russian Sub Linked to Underwater Drone Program .

NAH. IT’S GONE WAY PAST POTATO INTO TURNIP:  Betsy Ross Flag is a Swastika Says Derp Potato.

INVADERS, SHE MEANS? UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH, I DON’T THINK IT IS:  Ilhan Omar Says Border Patrol Is Terrorizing Immigrants.

NEVER CHANGE:  Biden Gaffes Over Russian Meddling.

CALIFORNIA DOING THE SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL: Turns out yesterday might have been foreshocks. Pray this isn’t also a foreshock.

ANOTHER WHO CAME HOME:  May the Fourth be with you.

D*MN IT, BABYLON BEE! YOU HAD ONE JOB:  Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi.

SO, WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT WATER LEVELS USED TO BE THAT LOW? Mysterious 3,400-year-old palace discovered as drought reveals ruins.

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES THEIR LIBERTY:  Street Games.

TRUMP’S FAULT IN 3, 2, 1:  Alert level raised for Hawaii’s Mauna Loa volcano.

DUH. LOOK AT CUBA:  The Left’s Endgame Is Not Chaos. It’s Worse.

OH, YOU CAN VOTE IT IN.  yOU’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT YOUR WAY OUT:  The Perilous Mainstreaming of ‘Democratic Socialism’.

BECAUSE IT’S NOT EVEN A GOOD LIE. AND DETAINEES IS THE WRONG TERM. THEY CAN GO HOME ANY TIME:  Rep. Dan Crenshaw calls out Ocasio-Cortez as a liar on detainees drinking from toilets.

SO… REALISTIC?   Elizabeth Warren as imagined by Monty Python.

HE MISSED THE MOB BEHAVIOR AND THE FACT THAT THEIR TARGET ACQUISITION SUCKS. IF THEY WANT TO PROVE THEMSELVES, JOIN THE ARMY:  Scott Adams errs badly about Antifa.

THEY HAVE A TRAGIC LACK OF MIRRORS:  So, who’s the Fascist?

WILL THEY DUMP HIM IF I CRAY STUPIDITY?  Nike Dumps Betsy Ross Sneakers Because Colin Kaepernick Cried Racism.

FASTER THAN A TOP:  Gallagher Not Guilty & the Liberal Media Spin Begins.

IN VIEW OF THE NGO BASHING, PERHAPS IT’S TIME FOR THIS?  Offering Gun Education to the LGBTQ Community.

Don’t be caught unprepared. Particularly if you’re a minority the left believes belongs in their “reservation.”  Remember, the left only loves you if you sing in the progressive choir. And they despise anyone with an independent mind.

FORTUNATELY MY FIELD IS NO LONGER DEPENDENT ON THE IDIOTS THAT THE FEW HOUSES IN NYC THINK ARE SO CUTE:  Literal Genocide.

Yes, I know. Being a decent human being is not a requirement for being a decent artist. And in fact some of our best artists are total and complete trash. I just have trouble believing someone so despicable as to advocate extreme violence against anyone having the audacity to disagree with her (yeah, I give a hang about her “chosen” pronouns. Make me.) can write stories that are more than extended, soulless harangues.