FROM MICHAEL A. HOOTEN:  Till the Conflict Is Over (Enlisted Book 2)

Peter Wright not only survived the Battle of Juno, but managed to defeat the enemy as well. He’s hailed as a hero, and everyone wants to know his story and how he accomplished the impossible, but all he wants is to avoid everything that reminds him of that day. Instead he has to endure interviews, cotillions, and the social mores of living in outer space. And also anxiety attacks, suvivors’ groups, and funerals. Through it all, he wishes he could just be a normal sailor again.

Be careful what you wish for.

SHE’S MORE TERSE THAN I AM (BUT THEN WHO ISN’T?):  Lickers: among the enemies of civilization.

SHOCKED FACE, I HAVE ONE:  Liz Warren Promises Nonsense to Anti-Israel Group.

IF ONLY!  Ocasio-Cortez Learns the Road Goes Both Ways.

NAH. EASY MISTAKE. BUT HE’S JUST DUMB:  Beto, Go Home Already, You’re Drunk.

IT’S UNSEEMLY AND PROBABLY INDECOROUS FOR THE DEMOCRATS TO LET OLD DIPSOMANIAC HAIRY NANCY PRETEND SHE HAS ANY VESTIGES OF RATIONALITY:  Nancy Pelosi Says Trump Will “Make America White Again”

RUBS FOREHEAD.  WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH THE DEM PARTY IN VIRGINIA? IF FALLING APART HAPPENS ON THE LEFT AND THE MEDIA IGNORES IT, DID IT EVEN HAPPEN?  Former Va. Gov. Doug Wilder kissed a 20-year-old college student against her will, Title IX investigation finds.

OH, PLEASE. FOR THOSE OF US FOLLOWING POLITICS IN THIS YEAR OF TOTAL INSANITY, ALCOHOL IS OFTEN THE ONLY THING KEEPING US HANGING ON:  Shunning booze may improve women’s mental health: study.

ALSO you get to tell Mrs. Vodkapundit she’d be saner without booze. Don’t do it in the kitchen. She has a lot of knives.

OKAY. LET’S KEEP THE WEIRDOS OUT OF CALIFORNIA, SO IT DOESN’T SEND MORE OF ITS WEIRDOS TO COLORADO. OKAY?  Travelers flock to California’s new earthquake crack site.

WAIT? THIS WASN’T EVEN IN COLORADO!  Bakery staff misheard mum’s request for Moana birthday cake for daughter and made a marijuana-themed one instead .  You’re welcome!

I’M SORRY TO SAY IT, THERE’S ONLY ONE CONCLUSION WE CAN TAKE FROM THIS (AT LEAST IF LIKE ME YOU’VE SLEPT 3 HOURS IN THE LAST 48):  Pair of shipwrecked WW2 submarines have VANISHED from sea near Malaysia – and the bodies inside are missing too.

WOW. THEY REALLY ARE INTELLIGENT:  Elephant slaps tourist in the face in viral video: ‘I was catapulted backward’.

YOU KNOW…  Impressed Military Drops Portland Antifa In Hostile ISIS Territory To Continue Doling Out Justice.

Look, I know they suck at fighting people who fight back, and most of the ones who survived would do so as sex-slaves.  But look at it this way, they’d be doing all that… elsewhere.

SHE’S NOT WRONG:  Solving the Student Debt Problem.

YOU DON’T SAY? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Damaged Russian Sub Linked to Underwater Drone Program.

JUST WAIT TILL THEY HIT FIFTY AND THEN TRY TO DENY THEM AIR CONDITIONING. IN WINTER. IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOW STORM:  Peak Feminism? Now Air Conditioning is Sexist.

However I want to note that feminists geniuses in my field have declared writing, language and grammar sexist.  If that wasn’t peak…

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IT’S MEAN AND NASTY TO PARADE THE NEVER-VERY-BRIGHT, FALSE AMERINDIAN ELIZABETH WARREN AROUND IN A PARODY OF A CAMPAIGN. THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES:   Warren: I Would Push Israel to End Occupation of Palestinians.

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IT’S MEAN AND NASTY TO PARADE THE NEVER-VERY-BRIGHT, UNSCRUPULOUS, RETIRED SEX WORKER HARRIS AROUND IN A PARODY OF A CAMPAIGN. THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES:  Not Even Kamala Harris Knows Where She Stands on Busing Anymore.

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IT’S MEAN AND NASTY TO PARADE THE NEVER-VERY-BRIGHT NOW DEMENTED BIDEN AROUND IN A PARODY OF A CAMPAIGN. THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES:  Joe Biden Wants to Bring Back the Individual Mandate in Obamacare.

AND PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER DAY. ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PARTS OF THIS PRESIDENCY:  Trump outmaneuvers the media on the 4th.

LARPING RESISTANCE OF LONG VANISHED IDEOLOGY. LIKE BOSSES ASSES:  Antifa: Role Playing Cowards.

UM… WAS?  Michelle Obama : “I Was An Angry Black Woman”.

SHE WANTS TO SLEEP HER WAY TO THE TOP?  AOC Thinks She’s Like Eva Peron.

SHAKEN TOO MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH?  California Bans Grooming Discrimination.

SO ARE EARTHQUAKES, AND THE HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS:  Washington Post Says Iran Uranium Enrichment Is Trump’s Fault.