SEACITIES? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? ONLY A CRAZY PERSON WOULD IMAGINE SUCH THINGS:  Futuristic, floating city can withstand Category 5 hurricanes.  (Why, yes, this was sent to me by one of my fans. ;) )

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. BEHOLD HOW SHOCKED IT IS!  Ken Starr shielded Hillary Clinton in report on Vince Foster’s death.

HECK, SHE’S BRINGING IN AN EXCAVATOR:  Ilhan Omar Keeps Digging Hole on 9/11 Remark.

Ilhan Omar, or THE reason we need to reexamine our immigration and citizenship program. We already have enough home grown haters of all American stands for. Why import fresh ones?

LOOK, TRUMP IS DOING THE MEDIA A FAVOR. HE RAISES THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE, WHICH CAUSES THE SAME EFFECT AS SUSTAINED EXERCISE.  PRACTICALLY THERAPEUTIC. … FOR THE REST OF US THERE IS SCHADENFREUDE. (THE FACT HE’S CALLING ATTENTION TO THE UTTERLY REPULSIVE DEATH CULT THE LEFT HAS BECOME IS JUST AN ADDITIONAL BIT OF GOOD.) EAT IT WITH A SPOON:  White House To Screen Gosnell Movie Today And The Media Throws A Fit.

WELL, CERTAINLY THOSE OF US WHO DISAPPROVE OF SANCTUARY CITIES WHILE LIVING IN THEM DON’T WANT THIS. BUT WE’RE A LITTLE SHOCKED AT OUR NEIGHBORS.  BOY, DOES TRUMP HAVE YOUR NUMBER, GUYS. NO WONDER YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH:  NIMBY! Sanctuary Cities Don’t Want Illegal Immigrants.

AND YET REALITY STILL WON’T GO AWAY:  The End of women’s sports if the Dems get their way.

FROM AMANDA S. GREEN:  Nocturnal Revelation.

As a cop, Mackenzie Santos knows every shift might be her last. That was driven home two years ago when Samuel Wilcox came much too close to killing her. She still had nightmares of waking in the morgue. But that was nothing compared to leaning she is descended from one of the oldest and most powerful shapeshifter bloodlines. Until the night she “died”, she always believed shapeshifters and werewolves were the thing of bad Hollywood movies.

Now she knows differently. Monsters really do walk among us. Some are human. Some are shifter. . . And one wants her dead.

Worse, so much worse, whoever it is wants to reveal the existence of shapeshifters to the humans. He–or she–doesn’t care about the consequences. Somehow Mac and those who know her secret must discover who their enemy is and stop them before it is too late. But can Mac do that and stay alive?

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD!  Bernie Sanders Spends Relaxing Afternoon At Target Ranting At Wide Selection Of Deodorants.

STARTING YOUNG:  Meet the Youngest Actor on IMDB … Ever.

GOOD FOR HIM:  FCC Commissioner Carr Pushes Back On Zuckerberg’s Call To Censor The Internet.

THAT’S BIZARRE. NOW WITH TASTES, SURE (SAYS SHE WHO ONCE BAFFLED HUSBAND BY DISCUSSING WITH SON HOW THE SAUCE WAS TOO DARK RED (IT WAS BROWN, IN COLOR) AND HOW TO INTRODUCE A PINK TOUCH WITH SOME ONION.):  Associating Colors With Vowels? Most Do!

BECAUSE THEIR ONLY CHANCE OF WINNING IN 2020 IS CALVINBALL. THEY SHOULD PERHAPS REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE FAR WORSE THINGS THAN LOSING ELECTIONS:  Why Democrats Are Messing with Voting Rights.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  NY Democrats Ignore Omar’s 9/11 Comment.

HEY, I’M ACTUALLY SHOCKED THAT HE RESIGNED:  Corrupt UAW Official Resigns as Dem Superdelegate.

THE ONLY SAVING POINT OF GOVERNOR CHICKENHOPPER IS THAT, UNLIKE HIS SUCCESSOR, HE NEVER REMOVED MY RIGHT TO VOTE FOR PRESIDENT:  Hickenlooper Ducked Responsibility Regarding Police Beating, Says Victim’s Father.

WELL, DUH!  Attorney General Barr Tells Senate ‘Spying Did Occur’ Against Trump Campaign.

AND I THOUGHT THE BABYLON BEE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?  THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO PLAUSIBLE:  Bernie Sanders Advocates For Separate Socialisms For Poor People And Rich People.

WANNA-BE FEUDAL LORDS ONE AND ALL:  Poor Little Rich Bernie Sanders.

OH DEAR LORD!  Ilhan Omar Says Quoting Her Is ‘Dangerous Incitement’.

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO?  How climate change is forcing vulnerable children into sex trafficking.

INTERESTING:  The Russia Hoax was originally aimed at Flynn, not Trump.

OR MAYBE THEY COULD STOP SCOLDING THEIR AUDIENCE? NAAAAAHHH THAT WOULD NEVER WORK:  Movie theaters turn to 4D technology, haptic vests to draw new audiences.

SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE: Democrats Ask Joe Biden to Solve Their Diversity Problem by Identifying As the Mayor of Chicago.

SOME SAY IT’S THE KEY TO SUCCESS. ALMOST CERTAINLY THE KEY TO HAPPINESS:  Delighting in What You Do.

WELL… IT DOES AFFECT THEIR BUSINESS:  Amsterdam sex workers angry at red light district tours ban.