AND SPEAKING OF IGNORING THE LESSONS OF HISTORY:  Europe Considers The Nazi Idea Of Requiring Jewish Businesses To Identify Themselves On Labels.

GIVEN HOW MANY VOTES THE DEMOCRATS HARVEST FROM DEMENTED PATIENTS, HE’S THE IDEAL CANDIDATE:  Biden Botches Assassination Dates of MLK and RFK.

DEMOCRATS LOSE THEIR MINDS:  DHS Announces New Plan For Migrant Families.

LOOK. THEY CITE THE GREEN NUDE HEEL AS A GOOD IDEA. WHEN I FEEL LIKE GIVING CONSEQUENCE TO PEOPLE WHO BY RIGHTS SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A PADDED CELL, I’LL LET YOU KNOW:  March for Our Lives Issues Gun Grabbing Manifesto.

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT:  Republics.

WAITAMINUTE! WEREN’T THEY TELLING US THE EXACT OPPOSITE LAST YEAR?  Women more likely to have ‘typical’ heart attack symptoms than men – know the signs.

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE NAUSEA, WEIGHT GAIN, SWELLING ANKLES, AND A LIFETIME OF WORRYING ABOUT THE KIDS, EVEN AFTER THEY MOVE OUT:   Why sperm is actually good for women: study.

On the other hand, you’ll also feel you created a bit of the future. So there’s that.

TRUST ME. CELEBRATE WITH JIM BEAM, JACK DANIELS AND CAPTAIN MORGAN. YOU’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT LATER AND HAVE LESS OF A HANGOVER:  Demi Lovato celebrates birthday with Ariana Grande, Scooter Braun.

LOOK, WE TRIED TO KEEP THIS FROM INCOMERS, BUT IT’S TIME TO LEVEL WITH YOU GUYS:

If you came to Colorado recently, particularly if you’re a liberal and/or from California? Yeah, Colorado is a horrible state. It’s not just the cute groundhogs who carry plague. The squirrels do too. and there’s hantavirus in those cute little mice that infest your yard. And that’s not counting our extreme weather and the altitude. Everything in Colorado can kill you. Go back while you can. Sauve qui peut:  Plague-ridden prairie dogs pose danger to Colorado tourists.

SCREW VACCINES. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITHOUT BACON:  Urgency for vaccine grows as virus ravages China’s pigs.

DEAR LORD. THE THINGS THESE PEOPLE BELIEVE:  Spiders are getting ANGRIER because of evolutionary trick to survive ‘climate chaos’.

HAVE THEY CHECKED THE VOLCANO’S ALIBI?  Iceland holds funeral for glacier lost to climate change.

AND SPEAKING OF MAKING MY HEAD HURT:  Portland Police: ‘We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa’.  America’s paper of record!

OKAY, OKAY, IT’S FUNNY, BUT SOMETIMES IMAO MAKES MY HEAD HURT:  Trump Truths: Failed.

EH. MY HUSBAND FINALLY GOT THE STEINWAY HE LEARNED TO PLAY ON, AS HIS MOM NO LONGER PLAYS:  I Can’t Imagine Being the Guy Who Invented Any One of Those Steps, Much Less the Whole Thing.

Even I, with my tin ear can tell the difference between it and our old piano.

YOU BELIEVE THAT, I’LL SELL YOU SOME SWAMP LAND IN FLORIDA. AND THROW IN FLORIDA MAN AS COUNTERWEIGHT:  Flashback: That Obamas-Netflix Deal Isn’t Political at All!

NO:  Can Facebook Be Saved?

GOOD:  Poll: Kamala Harris is sinking.

IT’S THE CRAZY YEARS. HOW INSANE CAN THEY GO?  The “only the silly stuff makes sense” illustrated edition.

THE US IS NOT A CHARITY. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO COME IN SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY COME FROM A SH*THOLE:  Harsh Words for the Soft-Hearted.

HELP HELP THEY’RE OPPRESSING HER (BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH):  Ilhan Omar: Palestinian Authority’s LGBTQ Ban Distracts From Israel’s Oppressive Regime.

SHE’S A POOR EXCUSE… FOR EVERYTHING:  Warren Can’t Explain Her Own Apology.

FROM NITAY ARBEL:  Operation Flash, Episode 2: Hinges Of Fate.

Killing Hitler had been child’s play in comparison with figuring out what to do next.
After the coup, the Reich was split into two. Bormann in Munich is Führer of a remnant Nazi state. Goerdeler’s Emergency Government in Berlin fights Bormann on the inside while waging a two-front war with the Allies on the outside.
But a secret meeting abroad may be a game-changer.
Meanwhile, Goerdeler’s special assistant Felix Winter investigates what turn out to be crimes beyond even the conspirators’ worst fears…

IT’S A RUSE. THEY REPORT NEWS MORE OFTEN THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES OR THE WASHINGTON POST:  Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists.

DEAR IMAO.US: SATIRE IS SUPPOSED TO BE OBVIOUSLY IMPLAUSIBLE.  LIKE THE BABYLON BEE, YOU INCREASINGLY JUST DO NEWS A LITTLE EARLIER:  CNN’s Cuomo: “Is ‘Hello’ the Right’s New Racist Dog Whistle?”