Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

HE WENT FULL INTERNATIONALIST SOCIALIST. AND HE GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVED. … WELL, EXCEPT FOR FAILING TO GET WHIPPED WHILE WALKING BAREFOOT THROUGH THE LARGEST CITIES IN GREAT BRITAIN, TIED TO A DONKEY’S TAIL. UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGLISH DON’T DO THINGS LIKE THAT ANYMORE:  Corbyn Buried in Conservative Landslide.

PREVENTING CHARITIES FROM DOING THEIR JOBS:

AND THE SKY IS MADE OF CHEESE AND PEPPERCORNS:  Live from Comeyworld.

THE ENTIRE LEFT IS HAVING A WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT. THEY RAN OFF THE CLIFF SURE THEY’D CATCH THE ROADRUNNER, AND NOW THEIR LEGS ARE PUMPING, MID-AIR, AND THEY’RE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO AVOID LOOKING DOWN:  Joe Biden…

I SUPPOSE IT’S BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE. BUT SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THEM ABOUT THESE NEW AND INCREDIBLE STUDIES. IT APPEARS GIVEN THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF INCENTIVE AND DETERRENT HUMANS CAN OCCASIONALLY BECOME HOUSEBROKEN, AND USE THESE THINGS CALLED BATHROOMS. OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PUNISH OUT-OF-PLACE ELIMINATION: San Francisco plans to power-wash the poop out of the Tenderloin.

OBAMA WASN’T MUCH DIFFERENT. NOR ARE OUR BATCH OF HAPPY FUN DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS (NOW WITH MORE ADULT FUN CAMPS!):  Lenin and Corbyn.