Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
September 4, 2019
WITHOUT THE SECOND, WE LOSE THE FIRST. AND ALL THE OTHERS: The Second Amendment reinforcement illustrated edition.
HENCE THE CANNIBAL FEASTS: Leftist Orthodoxy: Hate the Sinner and the Sin.
AND YET THE ANTI-SEMITE SQUAD IN THE HOUSE CONTINUES TO STOMP AROUND, WITH UNMOLESTED HOOVES: Media Continues Targeted Social Media Tattling.
ALL THE WAY DOWN: Democrat Delusion.
OOH, BOY. NOW HE’S GOING TO FIND THE MEANING OF HOSTILE TERRITORY: 52-year-old former Navy SEAL heading to Yale as freshman.
IT’S THESE FACULTY MEMBERS WHO ARE ENCOURAGING A DIVISIVE AND INTOLERANT ENVIRONMENT: Kansas University faculty wants Chick-fil-A banned.
AND THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Investigation: Anti- ICE “Never Again Action” Not The Spontaneous Grassroots Group It Claims To Be. The left always thinks “grassroots=astroturf.” I mean, what was it, the Coffee Party. Oh, and Occupy Wall Street. And and and…
OH, LOOK AT THE TIME. SOMETHING TRUTH BEING SHOUTED FROM THE ROOFTOPS: REPORT: Ilhan Omar’s Current Husband Spills.
September 3, 2019
WE HAVEN’T EVEN BEGAN TO SEE THE LEFT GO OFF THE DEEP END. THE STYLE OF THE SEASON IS A LA VICTIME! Is That A Ship On Your Head?
BUT BUT BUT THE LEFT HAS A MAD PASH FOR THE CHICOMS. AND COSPLAYING “RESISTANCE” IS SO MUCH FUN. ALL THE COOL THRILLS, NONE OF THE REAL DANGER: Real oppression vs. imagined.
YOU KNOW, I’VE FOUND THAT’S THE ANTIDOTE TO MOST OF THE LEFTIST POISON. SAY “SO WHAT?” AND WATCH THEM SCREAM, RAGE AND BITE THEMSELVES IN FURY: Yes, And? So what? Who didn’t?
A COMPARISON THAT NEEDS TO BE MADE: China versus the Aztecs.
ONLY IF WE CAN SOMEHOW RESTORE RULE OF LAW: Will anyone behind Russiagate be prosecuted?
NO. I CAN SAFELY SAY MEDIA HOGG WOULD BE ON THE OTHER SIDE: Joshua Wong Is Not the Asian David Hogg.
CAN BETO BECLOWN HIMSELF ANYMORE? Beto O’Rourke Beclowns Himself a la Swalwell.
FAINT PRAISE FOR TED: Ted Takes Alyssa To School: We Know Who’s The Boss.
WELL, DUH: Reminder, The Government Will Not Save You From Hurricanes.
Other things the government can’t save you from (not an exhaustive list): Yourself, loneliness, penury, disease, boredom, old age, fat and the heartbreak of psoriasis.
August 30, 2019
THE KIDS AREN’T ALL RIGHT. ALTHOUGH I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE METHODOLOGY OF THE STUDY, THE SHEER AMOUNT OF CLIMATE PROPAGANDA PUSHED PROBABLY EXCEEDS THAT DEPLOYED IN WWII. NOT TO MENTION COULD DO MORE DAMAGE TO OUR COUNTRY THAN THE ENEMY IN WWII: Survey reveals a surge in young Republicans worried about environment.
THAT STRIKES ME AS INADVISABLE: Beekeeper turns honey-stealing bears into taste testers.
BOY! I BET THEY’RE THE ONLY RETAILER WHO TRIES THIS! NOT!!! Amazon tactic pushes shoppers to its own brand before clicking ‘buy’.
THIS IS YOUR MIND ON TOTALITARIAN THINKING. BECAUSE IDIOT CAN TALK IN PUBLIC, IDIOTS THINK WE PAY ATTENTION TO HER. OR SOMETHING: Chinese State Media Cites Taylor Swift in Attack on Donald Trump. Hey, China, we have more idiots jawing about things they don’t understand over here than we can shake a really big stick at. Which is what makes us better than you. Under our system, we don’t have to listen to one set of idiots and believe everything they say.
MINDLESS IS RIGHT. IDIOT LEFT THROUGH AN EMERGENCY EXIT INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH PASSPORT CONTROL: Man’s mindless mistake causes mass cancellations at Munich airport.
COMEY OWES THIS COUNTRY AN APOLOGY. CONSIDERING HIS ARROGANT AND SMIRKING MALFEASANCE AND CURRENT DOUBLING DOWN UPON IT, WE MIGHT ACCEPT IT, IF HE CRAWLS ON HIS KNEES, NAKED, THE LENGTH OF THE MALL. MAYBE. SCOURGING OPTIONAL, BUT HE MIGHT ENJOY IT WAY TOO MUCH AND WE’RE NOT HERE FOR HIS ENTERTAINMENT: Inspector General’s Comey Report Shows Misconduct.