Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

THIS IS INDEED THE THEME OF DEMOCRATS SOCIALISTS COMMUNISTS 2020.  SAME AS EVER:  Die Young, Stupid Peasants!

IN THE EMAIL FROM PETER GRANT:  Gold on the Hoof (Ames Archives Book 3).

The Comanche and Kiowa are painting for war in the Texas Panhandle. The US Army is preparing to stop them – but it needs horses to do so. Lots of horses. Walt Ames knows where to find them, and breeding stock for his horse ranch, too. All he has to do is ride down to Mexico, buy them, and bring them back safely. That’s easier said than done.

He and his men will have to cover more than two thousand brutally hard miles, and deal with Indian raiders, Comanchero renegades, bandidos, and would-be horse thieves… not to mention a certain Irish-Mexican redheaded beauty who can make him forget everything else in the emerald glow of her eyes. Walt’s going to need every ounce of his grit and determination, plenty of firepower, and a lot of luck if he’s to convert the gold in his pockets to gold on the hoof.

LOOK, SOMETIMES THE CONTACT LENS COMES OFF AND THE VAMPIRE EYE IS REVEALED. YOU THINK JOE BIDDEN COMMITS GAFFES? YOU TRY BEING THREE THOUSAND YEARS OLD. IT’S NOT LIKE THE BRAIN RETRIEVAL SYSTEM WAS DESIGNED FOR VAMPIRES. OR SOCIALISTS. BUT I REPEAT MYSELF:  Joe Biden’s Eye Fills With Blood During CNN Climate Town Hall.

AH. THE DEMOCRATS HAVE FOUND THEIR PERFECT ISSUE: AN INEFFECTIVE SOLUTION TO A NON-EXISTENT PROBLEM WHOSE ENFORCEMENT AFFECTS PRACTICALLY EVERYONE AND MAKES THEIR LIVES MORE UNCOMFORTABLE. FOR THEIR NEXT TRICK, THEY’RE GOING TO BAN SOAP:  Harris: Ban Plastic Straws.

SOMEHOW OR OTHER I ENDED UP WRITING FOR A LOT OF INDIE ANTHOLOGIES THIS LAST MONTH. MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY WERE CUTE THEMES. TAKE THIS ONE FOR INSTANCE, NOW ON PRE-ORDER:  Storming Area 51: A Bayonet Books Anthology Vol 2.

It started as a joke. Storm Area 51 they said.

“They can’t stop us all” was the battle-cry.

But all laughter stopped when the U.S. Air Force mobilized the reserves and pulled out the big guns.

It was too late, relentless mockery and derision by the media and the powers that be had pushed the weebs and alien enthusiasts too far. What else were they supposed to do?

They put on their big girl panties and showed up, determined to find out exactly what was hidden behind the walls of the clandestine government facility.

Buy this book and share in the terrible secrets concealed deep behind the barbed wire, fences and armed guards.

YOU KNOW? I THINK I NEED ME A MAGA HAT:  Rufuspetasumphobia.