OH DEAR. THIS IS WHERE I FIND OUT IF MY SONS (OR HUSBAND) READ INSTAPUNDIT: This giant 12-ton fighting robot is on sale for $1.
… And Mrs. Vodkapundit is going to have my hide.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
September 24, 2019
THEY ONLY CLOSED IT BECAUSE FRACKING MADE THE PRICE OF NATURAL GAS SO CHEAP: Three Mile Island’s recent closure shows what people don’t realize about nuclear power.
NOT IMPOSSIBLE, NO – NOT IF YOU’RE WILLING TO PAY THE COST IN BLOOD. OF COURSE, MOST LIBERALS IMAGINE THAT COST WILL BE PAID IN THE BLOOD OF CONSERVATIVES, SO THEY SEE NO REASON FOR RESTRAINT: In gun buyback talk, how do you round up so many weapons?
ME: Dear liberals, if you think you can round up all those guns, you have to stop telling us you can’t round up the (much smaller number) of illegal aliens. Also, Molon Labe.
FORTUNATELY FOR THEM, THEY HAVE LOTS OF PRACTICE DOING SO: Dems Will Have To Lie About Their Agenda To Win, Poll Shows.
RELATED ARTICLES, NOTHING HUMOROUS TO BE SAID. IT TAKES A GOVERNMENT SCHOOL TO GET AWAY WITH SUCH WIDESPREAD ACADEMIC FRAUD, AND THE NY CITY SCHOOL SYSTEM SPENDS AMONG THE HIGHEST $ PER STUDENT (#1 BY ONE STUDY; ALTHOUGH THAT IS THE STATEWIDE SPENDING IT IS CERTAIN THE NYC SCHOOLS ARE DRIVING THAT FIGURE) IN THE NATION: Maspeth cheating expose opens floodgates for other examples of academic fraud.
DEAR JEAN KERRY, SAY IT IN FRENCH. THE FRENCH MIGHT BUY IT: The Trump Biden Ukraine Mess Is Shocking According To John “Iran Deal” Kerry.
YES, BUT THE LEFT ARE INCREASINGLY HYSTERICAL, SHRIEKING CHILDREN: Screeching, Hysterical Children Bad Policy Advocates.
HER PARENTS SHOULD BE TIED TO THE BACK END OF A MULE AND WHIPPED THROUGH EVERY CITY AND TOWN IN THE WEST. GRETA SHOULD BE GIVEN TO HUMAN BEINGS TO RAISE: Greta Thunberg Is Her Parents’ Failure.
IT’S JUST COMMUNISTS, AS ALWAYS, USING THE YOUNG AND THE HANDICAPPED: Good point on climate change and Greta Thunberg.
SOMEONE HAS IN FACT UPDATED THE T-SHIRT FOR 2020:
LOUISIANA WOMAN: Woman bites camel’s testicles in bizarre truck stop showdown.
September 22, 2019
YEARS AGO THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN I WROTE A VAMPIRE BOOK. IT IS NOW IN A BUNDLE. IF IT DOES WELL I’LL PROMISE THE NEXT BOOK IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS: Vampire story bundle.
COMBATING THE CHILDREN’S CRUSADE: The best pushback to the misinformation of @GretaThunberg you’ll find.
NO, WE REALLY DON’T NEED ANOTHER CALIFORNIA: CA Capitol Groundskeepers Want Pepper Spray Following Attacks.
I READ THIS HEADLINE AS “BUY BACK CANADA” AND WAS ABOUT TO ENDORSE IT. AS LONG AS THE VOTERS GO ELSEWHERE. WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER CALIFORNIA. SO, HOW DOES EUROPE SOUND TO THEM? Beto In Blackface: Trudeau Calls For Sweeping Gun Bans, Buyback In Canada.
IGNORE THE LEFT: Do It For The Humans.
SAME OLD SAME OLD: Aiming At Trump, Shooting Biden (Updated).
WAIT, IS THAT STILL A THING? Myth Busting: Cell Phone Cancer.
THE ONGOING EUROPEAN SUICIDE: Now that Salvini’s gone, the EU wastes no time…
ALL THE MASKS ARE OFF: Speak Up, America.
OH, DEAR LORD: Roundup Time: Please Protect Your Foreheads.
AS HAVE ALL PROGRESSIVES FOR THREE GENERATIONS NOW: The Woke Cult Has Targeted Your Children.
September 20, 2019
SPEAKING OF INDIE BOOK PUBLISHING: I’ve actually read this one. If you or someone you love like traditional regency romances — think Georgette Heyer — this one is good. FROM BLAKE SMITH: A Small and Inconvenient Disaster.
Everywhere she goes, Maria Mason is plagued by little catastrophes. Getting caught in the rain, running from the friendliness of a muddy dog, tripping over her own feet at the worst possible moment- she has been subject to all manner of accidents, and to fend off the worst of them, she has learned to be silent and still.
Until she accompanies her friend Miss Gordon to London for a season of gaiety and pleasure. Life in Town is full of wonder, and soon Maria has new clothes, new friends, and the attention of the amusing and clever Mr. James Callahan. She begins to wonder if she has outgrown her propensity for falling into disaster, only to find herself embroiled in the worst sort of catastrophe when she is obliged to mediate between her feuding friends. One wrong word, one false step, and she might lose the regard of her friends- or worse, the love of a good man.
ADVENTURES IN INDIE BOOK PUBLISHING: Training Wheels.
MEH, IN PORTUGAL (UNLESS THE EU PASTEURIZED THAT TOO) THERE IS STILL A VILLAGE DEDICATED TO MAKING VARIOUS PHALLIC THINGS. THEY USED TO BE A CENTER OF THE CULT OF PRIAPUS: Mystery penis statue found buried at ‘ancient animal sacrifice site used for fertility rituals’.
Oh, sorry. Sorry. What am I thinking. That should be “Reeeee! Patriarchy!”