TROLL LEVEL? GODLIKE:  White House emails talking points on Trump’s Ukraine call — to the Democrats.

WELL, SEE, WHEN EVERYONE FROM SCHOOLS TO COMPANIES TREATS MALES AS GUILTY BY REASON OF PENIS, SOME MEN JUST STOP CARING:  Women can’t find men who make as much money as they do.

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME OTHER SOURCE OF ENERGY!  Africa’s charcoal trade is decimating fragile forest cover.

Wait, wait, it’s coming to me… Starts with an N and Jimmah Carter always mispronounced it…

AND YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE SUCH A STELLAR RECORD OF BEING RIGHT:  UN climate panel warns of dire future: ‘We’re all in big trouble’.

PRE-CRIME. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?  Research suggests brain exams can detect would-be murderers.

SOCIALISM IS THE SANCTIFICATION OF ENVY. THAT’S ALL IT IS, NOW AND FOREVER:  Comrade Bernie’s United Socialist States of America.

IT’S TIME AND PAST TIME THE ADULTS COME HOME:  Scowling Kids and Enabling Parents: What We Allow Will Continue.

ABOUT THAT:  Bombshells But No Wrongdoing In Trump Phone Conversation with Ukraine’s President.

A RABBIT HOLE FULL OF LSD:  Do ‘Ya Ever Feel Like You’ve Fallen Into the Rabbit Hole?

IOW, IF YOU WANT IT, COME AND GET IT:  The Complete American Disassembly Manual.

THIS. ALL OF THIS:  A Message for Children About Climate Change.

LIVE BY THE VIRTUE SIGNALING, DIE BY THE VIRTUE SIGNALING:  Some Absolute Toad From The Des Moines Register Digs Up Tweets From Carson King (The Iowa State Kid Who Raised $1 Million+ For The Children’s Hospital) And Plans To Expose Him – Internet Beats Him To The Punch With His Own Tweets Of Homophobia and N-Words.

FORTUNATELY THE BEE STILL HAS IT:  Liberals Clarify Their Racism Is Actually Democratic Racism.  AND: Bernie Sanders Unveils New Plan To Levy Special Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Money Than Bernie Sanders.

SURE LOOKS LIKE A CONTENDER:  Whether or Not Trump Committed a Crime, Can’t We All Agree That He is Guilty of It?

WAIT, THE BEE HAS A CHALLENGER AS AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD?  Experts Agree Restructuring World Economy Best Way to Treat Child’s Anxiety.

AS MANY AS THE CRAZY LEFT FELT THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH. AND THEY STILL LOST. THINK ON THIS:  Eric Felten: How many were surveilled on Trump team?

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, SMALL BASHFUL DRAGONS, THIS WILL END BADLY. I MEAN, REALLY REALLY BADLY: Going (pro)rogue.

THESE PERILOUS TIMES:  Once the Trust is Gone.

WHAT IS MORE INSANE IS WHAT HE THINKS HE’S BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON. “BIDEN IS CORRUPT, IMPEACH TRUMP” IS NOT RATIONAL FOR ANYONE ELSE. IS THE ENTIRE LEFT GRETA THUNBERG, NOW?  Intel Inspector General Found Whistleblower Had ‘Bias’ In Favor Of ‘Rival Candidate’ Of Trump, Report Says.

TROLL LEVEL: MASTER AND COMMANDER:  Flyers Stating “Islam Is Right About Women” Causes Media to Have a Narrative Crisis.  Simon Jester LIVES ladies and gentlemen! He lives.

HONESTLY, LEFTISTS, STOP MAINLINING LSD. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY BE HEALTHY:  On Trump, Progressives confused by irony and facts.

FOR ONE JOSHUA WONG FACES UP TO CHINA. POOR INDOCTRINATED GRETA IS SHOUTING AT THE WOKE IN THE WEST. WHO ALREADY LOVE HER:  Why Greta Thunberg is No Joshua Wong.

THIS MAN WAS BEHIND THE DOOR WHEN G-D PASSED OUT BRAINS:  Eric Swalwell: Things That Didn’t Happen.

YES. IT DOES INDEED SEEM LIKE IT:  Pelosi Decides To Burn It All Down.

AND IT’S MOSTLY ACTUALLY REAL SCIENCE:  Science as a Laughing Matter.