ONE LAW FOR THE LORDS AND ONE FOR THE PEASANTS. ALL FUN AND GAMES, TILL THE TUMBRILS ROLL:  Judge Amy Brennan Jackson plans to go full steam ahead with sentencing Stone.

FIRST, DEVOTE FIFTY YEARS TO CREATING A CLIMATE WHERE DISSENTING FROM LEFTIST ORTHODOXY CAN GET YOU FIRED, SLANDERED AND DESTROYED. NEXT, ACT SURPRISED, HURT AND UPSET THAT PEOPLE LIE TO YOU:  NeverTrumper Bret Stephens: FEAR the Secret Trump Voters.

Why, those perfidious right wingers! Refusing to let the left properly calibrate their vote fraud! Deplorable.

IN REFERENCE TO THE LAST ITEM, TAKE THIS ONE, PLEASE:  Classics faculty proposes removal of Homer and Virgil from Mods Syllabus.

…. till the gods of the copybook headings limp up to explain it once more….

IF IT WERE ON ONLY THIS ISSUE! BUT EVERYWHERE WE TURN, IT’S BEING DEMANDED WE BELIEVE WHAT WE’RE TOLD INSTEAD OF OUR LYING EYES. HEINLEIN WAS WRONG. THESE AREN’T THE CRAZY YEARS. THESE ARE THE RUNNING AROUND WITH UNDERWEAR ON THEIR HEADS, DOING THEIR BEST IMITATION OF JOE BIDEN YEARS:  Going Off the Rails.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, reality is that which doesn’t go way just because you wish it would. And in the end, the gods of the copybook headings with terror and slaughter return. Again.

BLOOMBUG:  Bloomin’ Bloomberg or Blooomberg bloomin’?

THAT ASSUMES SHE EVER HAD IT:  She’s Completely Lost It: Now Pelosi Is Claiming ‘There Was No Acquittal’.

ALL OF THAT, BUT ALSO LIBERAL PRIVILEGE THAT CONFERS THE ABILITY TO BE ABOVE THE LAW. AS WE’RE BEING REMINDED, ALMOST FIVE YEARS LATER:  Incompetence or Indifference? The Continuing Story of the Clinton Emails.

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD (THE BABYLON BEE) COVERS THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY (IN GLORY. OKAY, NOT REALLY, IN “SNORT-GIGGLE”):

Bloomberg Stops By Daytona 500 To Hand Out Speeding Tickets.

Sanders Fired From Sanders Campaign For Refusing To Work.

Biden’s Female Staff Warned To Wear Backward Wigs So He Doesn’t Sneak Up On Them.

BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE, THEY DO:  Choices MUST Have Consequences.

WE MIGHT HAVE TO REVISE OUR CONCEPT OF “SPECIES”:  ‘Ghost’ DNA In West Africans Complicates Story Of Human Origins.

OH, DON’T WORRY. WITH COMMUNISTS AND SOCIALISTS RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE US, CONSUMPTION OF WINE WILL PICK UP. I’M BUDGETING FOR MY OWN. HECK, IF BERNIE IS ELECTED I’LL START MAKING BATHTUB GIN BY THE BATHTUB FULL:  Less demand for wine is reducing its cost.

BUT WHATEVER IT IS, IT HAPPENED ABOUT THE TIME COLOMBUS DIED:  Nobody knows what’s going on with the colossal nearby star Betelgeuse.

SURE. WHO COULD AFFORD BABIES UNDER OBAMA?  Is the American baby boom of the ’20s on the way?

OH DEAR LORD. SHOULD WE ALSO GET RID OF FLUORIDE IN WATER? WHAT ABOUT THE FELL SECRET HAND OF THE ILLUMINATI?  Getting rid of airplane contrails could help save the planet.

#BELIEVEALLWOMEN:  Yankees battling obsessed fan claiming to be Brett Gardner’s ‘future wife’.

FOR THE SAME REASON OUR CORPORATIONS BOW TO THEM. RELIGIOUS FANATICS OF AN UNFORGIVING RELIGION ARE SCARY:  Delingpole: Why Is Boris Johnson Allowing Eco-Fascists to Run Riot in Britain?

ALSO SEE:  The Left Is Awash In Money.

WELL, CRUISESHIPS ARE KNOWN TO BE INCUBATORS OF ALL THINGS NASTY:  Wuhan Virus Watch: 14 American passengers evacuated from cruise ship test positive for coronavirus.

AND, OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW…. THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP SCREAMING ABOUT TRUMP’S TWEETING, ARE THEY GOING TO BE BOUGHT BY BLOOMBUG?  ‘Black And Latino Males Don’t Know How To Behave In The Workplace’: Bloomberg Flashback.

OH, YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?  Mike Bloomberg as Mary Poppins is a Train Wreck We Can’t Stop Watching.

THIS IS OUTRIGHT FISHY:  No, really fish. [video. Also, you’ll need brain bleach. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.]

SURE, BUT IS THERE A DARK PSYCHIC CLOUD?  “Mini Mike” Bloomberg complains about Bernie Bros negative energy.

OH, YEAH, WE REALLY NEED THE DIZINFORMAZIA!  Jane Fonda to Speak at 50th Memorial of Kent State Shooting.

HONESTLY YOU CAN PUT A PERIOD AFTER TRUMP:  Media Freak Out Over Trump At Daytona 500.

IT’S OKAY, MIDGET MIKE IS NOT SMART ENOUGH TO RUN FOR OFFICE OUTSIDE NYC:  Mike Bloomberg Says Farmers Aren’t Smart Enough To Code.

OKAY, THAT’S IT. WE NEED FTL:  ‘Baby giant planet’ discovered just 330 light-years from Earth.

THERE’S A TON OF ASSUMPTIONS IN HERE. I’D PREFER IF WE WENT AND SAW:   “Toffee Planets” Hint at Earth’s Cosmic Rarity.