OH DEAR LORD:  Leftist heroes of the Week? Hillary, Schiff, and Mitt.

WELL, HIS MOM SAID… OH, WAIT, THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU MEANT?  Justin Trudeau—Illegitimate Premier?

DOES THE NEW YORK TIMES REALIZE THEY’RE NOT ONLY AT WAR WITH REALITY, BUT ALSO AT WAR WITH THEMSELVES?  NY Times: Those Patriotic Deep State Folks Are Causing A Crisis In The GOP.

TAPPER IS BOGARTING THE SOMA AGAIN: Jake Tapper Throws Anti-Semitism Grenade On Twitter.

SOUNDS… PLAUSIBLE:  Pierre Delecto: Mitt Romney reveals his porn star name.

STEPHEN GREEN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT:  One glass of wine a day is worse for the heart than binge drinking, study finds.

UM…. NO.  Horror movies make people horny.

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY NO ONE HAS SEEN THEM. OF COURSE, THEIR NOT EXISTING WOULD TOO:  Trillions of tiny alien ‘robot probes’ may be flying in space but are too small for Nasa to spot, shock paper claims.

ANOTHER ENTRANT IN THE STAKES OF LIES, DAMN LIES AND STATISTICS:  White workers are more likely than black or Latino Americans to have a good job — even with the same level of education.

IOW, THE DAY ENDS IN Y:  Pew Pushes Polling Propaganda.

SORRY. NOT PAYING ENOUGH:  Get paid $1,000 to watch Disney movies for a month.

YEAH, BUT REALLY, CHICAGO SHOULD BE A WARNING IT ITSELF:  Chicago Teachers Strike Should Be a Warning.

AND THE TIME IS VERY NEAR IF NOT ALREADY HERE WHEN THE RIGHT RESPONDS IN KIND:  Forgiveness Is A Word Democrats Do Not Understand.

AND AGAIN, THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Borat Doesn’t Like Free Speech Much.

OF COURSE, THE QUESTION IS “BIGGER WHAT?”  Bernie is Back and Bigger Than Ever Before.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Adam Silver Pats Self On Back Over China.

BECAUSE…. WHAT PRECISELY? THESE AREN’T THE CRAZY YEARS. THESE ARE THE RUNNING AROUND WITH UNDERWEAR ON THEIR HEADS SQUIRTING CHEESE WHIZ UP THEIR NOSES YEARS:  Female Symbol Removed From Sanitary Napkin Packaging.

SOME PEOPLE TAKE OFFENSE AT EVERYTHING: One Quick Geeky Recommendation.  MORE HERE: Mayflies.

THAT “ELITE” NEEDS QUOTES:  The elite war on democracy.

NO ONE IS BORN IN A PERFECT WORLD. AND THE QUESTION SHOULD ALWAYS BE: PERFECT, ACCORDING TO WHOM?   Selling Out Paradise.

IT’S NOT JUST YOUR ACQUAINTANCES ON FACEBOOK:  How the Universe Stopped Making Sense.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW:  This makeup artist is blowing minds with her stunning lip art.

SOME PEOPLE DO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. RARELY POLITICIANS:  Virginia Walden Ford.

IT’S IMPORTANT NOW AND THEN TO CHECK OUR STANDING. IT’S VERY EASY TO GO OUT OF TRUE WITHOUT NOTICING. AS SO MANY PEOPLE ARE DEMONSTRATING DAILY:  Tilting.

AND IT’S A DANGEROUS GAME BESIDES:  Why Gun Confiscation Really Wouldn’t Work In The U.S..