THE MASKS ARE COMING OFF:  Introducing: The Irish Antifa Project.

POLITICS OF HARASSMENT AND INTIMIDATION:  Schumer’s Threats, in Context.

THE DEMAND FOR RACIST CRIMES GROSSLY EXCEEDS SUPPLY AND THEREFORE THERE ARE COUNTERFEITS BEING MANUFACTURED:  Woman Arrested for Allegedly Carving ‘White Pride’ Into Sidewalk in Front of Tennessee Business.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE!  NBC Conveniently Leaves Out Unflattering Portions of Biden’s Confrontation With Auto Factory Worker.

AND BIZARRELY THEY MANAGED TO CALL HIM RACIST FOR RESTRICTING TRAVEL TO/FROM EUROPE. NO, NOT JOKING:  Trump Addressed Nation on Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Snake Oil Televangelist Jim Bakker Sued For Peddling Fake Coronavirus Cure.

ONLY TO THOSE WHO WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION BEFORE:  Tucker Carlson: Spread of coronavirus is revealing a ‘terrifying situation’.

BUT, BUT, BUT IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF SOCIALIST UTOPIA!  With coronavirus, the media is proving it is evil.

Oh, and of course, power for their vile selves….

HEY, GUYS, SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK, THEN SEE HOW MANY OF YOUR LIBERAL FRIENDS BELIEVE IT AND GO INSANE SAYING CORONAVIRUS IS NO BIG DEAL…  Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns.  (Oh, come on. if we can’t have fun with them, what good are they?)

BECAUSE IF SHE LIKES IT IT MUST BE GOOD FOR EVERYONE?  Why this sex therapist says you should be in an open marriage.

ER… WHAT?  ‘Miserable’ man tattoos entire body blue to feel confident.

NOW I DON’T FEEL SO BAD AMERICANS THOUGHT THEY GOT IT THROUGH BEER:  France had to tell citizens that cocaine won’t cure coronavirus.

WELL, THEY COULD, TILL YOU REVEALED THE CODE!  Women in Florida can order ‘owl shot’ to let bartender know they’re in danger.

THEY’LL GIVE US THE EQUALITY OF THE GRAVE:  Key UN body reaffirms 1995 plan to achieve gender equality.

AND I STILL SAY THIS ONE WILL BITE THE DEMS IN THE ASS:  Swine Flu and Me.

WELL, ONE THING TRUMP DOES WELL IS REMOVE MASKS…  Yale Psychiatrist Who Has Repeatedly Called Trump Mentally Unfit Refuses to Diagnose Biden.

WE DON’T PASS OUT CANDY OR CELEBRATE WHEN PEOPLE DIE, BUT IF YOU ARE IN YOUR FIFTIES THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE:  Iran: Coronavirus Kills Former Interrogator of U.S. Embassy Hostages.

BIRDS OF A FEATHER!  Bernie’s Imam: Israel Runs ISIS And Trump Is The Coronavirus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT APPALLS ME MORE, THE LACK OF HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE OR THE ABJECT APOLOGIES:  Warren Staffers Get Very Unwoke Tattoos.

BUT HEY, AT LEAST SHE GOT SOME SHINY GLASS BEADS, RIGHT?  Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces.

I’M NOT SURE THERE IS A THIRD WAY. I’D ARGUE A QUICK SWAT ON THE BEHIND IS MUCH LESS TRAUMATIZING THAN PSEUDO-PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPLANATIONS. ALSO, PLEASE REMEMBER, KIDS AND DOGS ONLY HEAR VERY SIMPLE STATEMENTS. OH, AND “SELF ESTEEM EDUCATION” HAS BEEN PRETTY THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED:  Correcting Behavior.

I GUESS THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE…. AGAIN?  No, Fidel Castro Didn’t Improve Health Care or Education in Cuba

FALLOUT…  WELL, THE DEMS ARE PRETTY RADIOACTIVE:   Super Tuesday Fallout.

ANOTHER CONTAINMENT WE’RE TOO LATE ON.  HONESTLY, WE SHOULD HAVE BUILT A WALL ISOLATING CALIFORNIA TEN YEARS AGO. AND THEN MY STATE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS… STATE:  $50,000-a-day fines and other things to know about Colorado’s new public health insurance option bill.

NEWS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED WHILE OUT STOCKING UP ON TOILET PAPER:  Clashes breaking out at Greece-Turkey border as migrants continue push attempt into Europe.