APPARENTLY THE ABILITY TO DRIVE LEFTISTS BONKERS IS GENETIC: The View Goes Crazy With Donald Trump Jr. Mind you we say “drive” but honestly, it’s a short road and well paved. They might be walking it all by themselves.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
November 8, 2019
THEIR ONLY TRUE STANDARD IS AN ABSOLUTE NEED TO GET AND KEEP POWER OVER OTHER PEOPLE: Media: Protect Trump Whistleblower! Same Media: Destroy ABC Epstein Whistleblower.
WILL THERE ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND? General Election Time.
November 7, 2019
WAIT, PEOPLE IN JERSEY STILL GO TO THE MALL? The $5.7 billion American Dream mall has theme parks, indoor skiing and secret gardens.
THESE ARE STATISTICS, NOT INDIVIDUAL RESULTS: These US cities have the hottest sex in cold winter months.
SPEAKING OF NOT KNOWING THE MEANING OF WORDS, DOES ANYONE HERE THINK THE BABYLON BEE STAFF HAS EVER LOOKED UP THE WORD SATIRE? BECAUSE D*MN IT BEE, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST REPORT THE NEWS: Kamala Harris Proposes Dropping Kids Off At School When They Turn 5 And Picking Them Back Up When They Turn 30.
Ladies, and gentlemen, this is America’s new paper of record. And, bonus: Has never lamented the death of a “severe religious scholar” or cheered on the cartels killing innocent American women and children! Let’s hear it for the Babylon Bee.
OKAY. I KNOW THAT THE LEFT HAS COMPLETELY CORRUPTED THE LANGUAGE, BUT WHAT EXACTLY DOES WITNESS MEAN IN THIS CASE? Testimony Transcript Shows William Taylor Never Talked To Trump, Wasn’t Even On July 25 Phone Call.
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THAT THEY MUST ALL SINK TO LAST PLACE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SOCIALIST WANNA-BES: Biden Sinks To Fourth Place In Latest Iowa Poll.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE ESTABLISHMENT CANNOT GET ANY DUMBER, THEY ASK YOU TO HOLD THEIR BEER: FACEPALM: Rep. Eric Swalwell adds to the list of Trump’s impeachable offenses (Hint: It’s even dumber than usual).
I mean, DUDES, normally ambassadorships and consulships to pleasant countries of no real importance are ways to reward big donors. Which, yes, means at the discretion of the president. (Rolls eyes.)
I DON’T KNOW. SOLVING MADE UP CRISIS WITH THE FREE MARKET IS REALLY DIFFICULT. TRY FOR SOMETHING THAT EXISTS. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, CONSIDER WHAT SOCIALISM DOES TO THE ENVIRONMENT: HuffPost editor wonders if we can really solve climate change under capitalism.
BAD ECONOMIC MODEL*, OVERPOPULATION*, OTHER FACTORS** ARE IGNORED BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS THE UNIVERSAL ANSWER: Zimbabwe’s severe drought killing elephants, other wildlife.
*Zimbabwe, right? One of the worst managed economies in the world.
**Zimbabwe has an estimated 85,000 elephants, so these represent a 0.12% die off. Sad individually but …
***Inability to sell harvested ivory to fund activities to preserve the herds, among other factors.
…. But sure. It’s all climate change. Climate change, like Orange man bad is capable of everything, up to and including hiding under liberals’ beds to grab their ankles when they get up, and giving them wedgies in their own living rooms.
YEAH. THAT’S WHAT YOUR KIDS NEED. MORE INDOCTRINATION IN THE STATE’S LEFTWING CONFORMITY-FACTORIES: Childcare Too Expensive? Kamala Says Ten Hour School Days Will Fix That!
“WE WERE IMPRESSED BY ROBACH’S REPORTING. WHY HER BOSSES WEREN’T EQUALLY IMPRESSED IS A MYSTERY”: Lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein ‘sex slave’ speaks out on Amy Robach hot-mic drama.
Well…. you see, Robach was reporting the misdeeds of a democrat, and that’s just not allowed….
LOOK AT MY FACE, LOOK! SEE HOW SHOCKED IT IS? ‘The Coup Has Started’: Whistleblower Attorney Was Already Tweeting About Impeaching Trump in Jan. of 2017.
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN FRONT OF IT BEFORE IT FOLDS LIKE A CHEAP UMBRELLA: House Holding Public Impeachment Hearings Next Week As Public Support for Impeachment Tanks.
THEIR ONLY HOPE IS THE YOUNG AND INDOCTRINATED: Democratic National Committee Asking for Support From College Students in 2020.
MORE LIKE THE WOMAN NEVER TELLS A TRUTH WHEN SHE CAN TELL A LIE: Elizabeth Warren’s “life narrative will not hold up to scrutiny, I can guarantee you that”.
November 6, 2019
USUALLY QUITE THE OPPOSITE: Dear millennials: Your fancy education is not helping you get ahead.
I DRAW THE LINE AT IMPUTING EMOTIONAL STATES TO PLANTS: This is why you keep killing your plants – they’re scared of water.
WHEN YOU CURTAIL THE ABILITY TO FIGHT BACK WITH WORDS, YOU CAN ONLY FIGHT BACK VIOLENTLY: Without Free Speech, All Speech Becomes Government Speech.
ON THE CONTRARY. IT DISPELS DOUBT WONDERFULLY. JUST NOT THE WAY THE GOVERNMENT WOULD LIKE: New Filing in Flynn Prosecution Casts Further Doubt on the Government’s Case.
SETTING THE OLD DINGY “LADY” STRAIGHT: Crusade.
I HOPE THE COURTS SLAP THEM AGAIN, HARDER: Ted Koppel: Despite verdict, Oberlin College President still “makes allusions to a pattern of racist behavior” by Gibson’s Bakery.
ACTUALLY THEY MEAN “OBVIOUSLY NOT QUALIFIED.” BUT THEN THAT DIDN’T STOP THEM SUPPORTING OBAMA, DID IT? Buttigieg ‘Not Obviously Qualified’ to Be President, Says MSNBC Analyst .