AND THIS IS HOW HE BECAME VOLDEMORT, WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED:  The Radicalizing of Eric C*aramella.

THE HOUSE CAN IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT FOR BREATHING. THEY’RE ALLOWED TO. WHICH DOESN’T MAKE THIS NOT MALICIOUS. IT IS CHOPPING AWAY AT THE ROOTS OF THE PEOPLE’S BELIEF THAT THEY CAN ELECT WHOMEVER THEY PLEASE. WE CAN ALL SEE THE ELITE FLEXING ITS MUSCLES. NANCY GREY GOOSE PELOSI MIGHT NOT BE STUPID, BUT SHE IS VERY, VERY DRUNK:  Is the impeachment inquiry legitimate?

STAY THE COURSE:  When It All Comes Apart.

IT’S NOT TRUMP. IT’S WESTERN CULTURE THEY WANT TO DESTROY:  The new rules…

AND WE WANT THEM TO GET IT!  IN CUBA!  Dem Sen: All Dems Want Universal Coverage, But at ‘Different Speeds and on Different Paths’.

NAH, BRA, WE WERE JUST SAYING WE WERE AT WAR WITH EASTASIA TO SERVE THE POLITICAL MOMENT. THERE IS NO REALITY BUT THAT WHICH THE PARTY SAYS:  Deval Patrick: I Never Bought Into Obama’s Attacks on Bain Capital.

BECAUSE IT’S A SHAM-WOW IMPEACHMENT, MADE-FOR-TV. IN OTHER WORDS, A SOAP OPERA. I’M WAITING FOR US TO FIND OUT THAT BLASEY-FORD DIDN’T REALLY DIE AND IS REALLY MASHA’S LONG LOST TWIN WHOM TRUMP SOLD TO TURKEY AS A BABY:  Impeachment Hearing Day Two: Nunes Reads 1st Ukraine Call, Questions Why Yovanovitch is Testifying

THE CHILDREN OF STALIN, THEY’RE EVERYWHERE:  Impeachment can be preventive…

AND ALSO HAVING VOTED FOR HIM AS A CAPITAL CRIME.  BE WARNED. IT’S NOT TRUMP THESE *SS CLOWNS WANT. WHEN THEY CLAIM THAT HEARSAY EVIDENCE IS BEST, AND THAT ONE SHOULDN’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST HIS ACCUSERS, IT’S NOT THE PRESIDENT IN DANGER. IT’S YOU AND ME THEY’RE ULTIMATELY COMING FOR:  The Democrats want to define Trump being president as a high crime and misdemeanor.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Rudy Giuliani Investigated For Lobbying And Campaign Finance Violations.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PHOTOSHOP HIM ON AN IMAGE OF LOUIS XVI.  NO. NOT THE XIV. I CHOOSE MY REFERENCES ADVISEDLY:  Adam Schiff Says He Doesn’t Know Whistleblower Identity.

Or perhaps Marie Antoinette “Let them ban the name of the whistleblower.”
There’s lies, d*mn lies and statistics. And then there’s Schiffty.

IT’S THE SHAM-WOW IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY. IT’S A SHAM, AND WOW, IS THIS REALLY GOING TO BE ALLOWED TO GO ON?  Fake Impeachment Catch-Up Thread.

Look, guys, I was tired of Schiff-ty’s smirk before it started. My mom used to be able to tell a communist by the expression “It’s the smirk,” she used to say.  If she’s right, then Adam Schiff is to the left of Stalin.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Ukraine: Dem orthodoxy evolves.

YEAH. WAS INVOLVED IN ONE OF THOSE. THERE IS STILL A PRICE. BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO:  Thankful for Signs of Challenging Cultural Insanity.

DUH:  Marie Yovanovitch Admits There Was No Crime, No Bribery From Trump On Ukraine.

THAT’S BECAUSE MOST OF US DON’T GET PAID WHEN WE DON’T WORK:  Most Americans feel pressured to work when they’re sick.

A JUDGE DECLARING AN ORANGUTAN A PERSON DOES NOT MAKE AN ORANGUTAN A PERSON:  Orangutan granted ‘personhood’ settles into new Florida home.

THE DRIVE FOR CLICK-BAIT ATTENTION PRODUCES DERANGED SUGGESTIONS:  New York Times: ‘Take down’ the Mona Lisa. The worst part? This isn’t even in the hundred craziest things they’ve said this week.

I GUESS THIS SETTLES THE SCIENCE… AND THEY’LL LAND TOMORROW. ON AL GORE:  Finding extraterrestrial life ‘probably going to take a long time,’ astronomer says.

THIS ALSO IS MY SHOCKED FACE.  I MEAN…  IN OTHER NEWS, WATER REMAINS WET, FIRE CONTINUES TO BURN AND THE GODS OF THE COPYBOOK HEADINGS WILL SURELY RETURN:  ‘It’s getting more intense’ — 12 months before the presidential election, political disagreements are heating up at work.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  “11,000 scientists” climate emergency petition includes a bunch of fake names.

YEAH, NO:  Greenies are coming for your inhaler. No, really. They are.

They and what army of Gretas?

THE MERETRICIOUS PRESS WOULDN’T KNOW WHERE THE TRUTH WAS IF THEY SEARCHED WITH TWO HANDS, AND A SEEING EYE DOG:  A recent WaPo piece exposes the rot behind the impeachment press.

I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT I DON’T THINK SCHIFF IS AT ALL LIKE STALIN.  AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE, THAT IS.  STALIN WAS FAR MORE MANLY:  Schiff rules.

SILLY “ARTISTES”:  A Fundamental Misunderstanding of Supply and Demand.