SURE THEY DO. BECAUSE… WHY NOT?  Communist Chinese Propagandists Now Claim U.S. Military Made Wuhan Virus.

NOT JUST FOR ITALY. SOCIALISM KILLS — BOTH VARIETIES, NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL — FAST OR SLOW, SOFT OR HARD, BUT IT ALWAYS KILLS:  For Italy, multilateral globalism, plus socialism, equals death.

Makes me think of what Heinlein said, from memory: “Stupidity is the only capital crime. The punishment is always death. There is no appeal.”

TO BE FAIR, HE IS. HE’S JUST LESS OPEN ABOUT IT:  Flop Sweat: Democrats try to assure Bernie voters that Biden’s practically the same.

Or his people are less open about it.  Joe Biden at this point doesn’t know who he is, where he is or what he’s running for.

GUYS, FOR THE LOVE OF BOB. IT’S BRAZIL. EVEN IF HE’S BEEN TESTED, YOU PROBABLY CAN GET A MORE ACCURATE RESULT BY FLIPPING A COIN. I KNOW. I HAVE COUSINS THERE. THEY MAKE PORTUGAL SEEM A PERFECT MACHINE OF ORGANIZATION AND LAWFULNESS:  Conflicting Reports: Brazil’s President Jair Bolsonaro Insists He Tested Negative for Coronavirus.

GIVEN THE GENERAL HEALTH OF THEIR CONTESTANTS…  Louisiana Postpones Primary Until June Due to Coronavirus Concerns.

AS WE SHOULD:  U.S. Retaliates After Iranian-backed Hezbollah Kill American Soldiers.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE THE DEMS DID NOT NOMINATE WARREN, AND YET HERE WE ARE, ON A TRAIL OF TEARS:  Economic Impact Of Wuhan Coronavirus In Local Communities.

MARXISTS GOT TO MARX:  Gavin Newsom To “Commandeer Property” cuz Wuhan.

IN MY FRIEND CIRCLES, THE WORD IS GOING AROUND “OH, WOW, I GET TO WORK FROM HOME. IN PAJAMAS.”  I DON’T POINT OUT I DOD THAT EVERY DAY. I’M LIVING THE DREAM:  Nation’s Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden.

Sure, some comicons are getting cancelled, but for those of us who were geeks before it was cool, that’s okay. Those places were getting overcrowded with normies, anyway. (Runs.)

LET’S ALL SAY IT TOGETHER: THAT’S BECAUSE EPSTEIN DIDN’T HANG HIMSELF:  Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide-watch ‘companion’ says he wasn’t depressed before hanging himself.

THE US IS NOT CHINA. THE US IS NOT EVEN ITALY. AND THIS IS NOT 1918:  Coronavirus by the numbers.

THE MEDIA HAS DECIDED TO BURN WHAT REMAINS OF THEIR CREDIBILITY TO GET ORANGEMANBAD:  CNN’s Don Lemon beclowns himself again, launching into John Kasich for praising Trump.

IF YOU DON’T REALIZE HOW BIASED THE MEDIA IS, READ:  The Bleat.

IN THE LONG RUN IT WILL COST THEM MORE THAN THAT. IT WILL MAKE THEIR MEDIA ARM COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE BEFORE SUMMER:  Politicizing Coronavirus Will Cost Dems the House.

WELL, WHERE DO YOU THINK THE MSM DEVELOPS ITS TECHNIQUES TO PANIC THE PUBLIC?  NIH Research Spends Taxpayer Dollars Frightening Monkeys in Cages.

HOW MANY OF OUR AGING AND INFIRM ELITES ARE IN ON THE CHINESE VAMPIRIZED POLITICAL PRISONER GRAVY TRAIN? IS THAT WHAT THEY’RE AFRAID WILL COME OUT? BTW, DID YOU KNOW THAT TRANSFUSIONS WITH YOUNG PEOPLE’S BLOOD WILL KEEP YOU YOUNGER? ONLY OF COURSE, THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH VOLUNTEER DONORS. AGAIN, WOULD YOU PUT IT PAST THEM?  Evidence: China Executes Political Prisoners to Harvest Organs.

ABOUT TIME:  DOJ and DEA Announce Arrests of Over 600 Alleged Mexican Cartel Members.

OH, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD, AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHY??????  NY Times reporter: “disdain for and distrust of the media right now is worse than I’ve seen at any point throughout this presidency”.

BUT THE MEDIA IS LIKE THE COYOTE TRYING TO TRAP THE ROAD RUNNER WITH AN ACME VIRUS. IN THE END, THEY’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THE RESULT:  Unintended Consequences.

THE MEDIA IS USING THIS TO BRING DOWN ORANGE-MAN-BAD:  Media Sensationalizing the Coronavirus.

I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT:  Now Is Not The Time To Panic

SPEAKING OF WEIRD, WE ALL REMEMBER MADCOW CRYING ON ELECTION NIGHT. WE KNOW WHERE SHE’S COMING FROM. WE’RE NOT IMPRESSED:  Rachel Maddow Pans “Weird” Trump Oval Office Address.

FROM SAM SCHALL:  Risen from Ashes.

As a Marine, Ashlyn Shaw knows the day might come when she would not return from a mission. As an officer in the Fuerconese Marine Corps, she’s faced the difficult duty of sending the men and women under her command to their deaths. Both are nightmares she, and so many like her, live with. War is a cruel and costly endeavor, but one well worth the cost if it means keeping their homeworld free.

What Ash wasn’t prepared for was betrayal. Betrayal by members of her own government. Betrayal by certain members of the military. Betrayal by supposed allies. Betrayals that cost the lives of too many she cared for.

Unluckily for her enemies, that betrayal has cut too deeply to be allowed to go unpunished. Her enemies will soon learn how foolish they were to push her too far.

WELL, IT ALLOWS MEDICINE TO LIE LIKE THE GOVERNMENT AND FAKE GOOD OUTCOMES. SINCE THE DEMOCRATS HAVE LONG SINCE PARTED COMPANY WITH REALITY THIS SOUNDS GREAT TO THEM:  If only America had this one thing, say Democrats, we’d be safe from coronavirus.

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