THERE ARE WORSE AILMENTS TO GET, AND WORSE WAYS TO GET THEM: Sun exposure plus certain foods, meds can cause ‘margarita rashes.’

I REMEMBER WHEN CERTAIN FEMINISTS WERE PROCLAIMING THE END OF MEN DUE TO NEW REPRODUCTIVE TECHNOLOGY: New technology may enable embryos with genes from 2 men.

GIVE A MAN A FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY. DEPORT A MAN AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO FEED HIM AGAIN.

Texas has transported over 104,000 migrants to sanctuary cities:

Over 12,500 to DC
Over 38,900 to NYC
Over 32,000 to Chicago
Over 3,400 to Philadelphia
Over 16,500 to Denver
Over 1,500 to LA

Texas will continue to provide help to our border towns until Biden secures the border.

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) March 6, 2024

DEI MUST DIE:

The full quote here is: “Go have a coffee with your marketing team, and just terrify them with the possibility of what might happen if they don’t give you what you want.”

Now you know why DEI dominates marketing. https://t.co/I53uXuxwJR

— Mike Benz (@MikeBenzCyber) March 11, 2024

I note, though, that all the biggest marketing horror stories seem to come from listening to DEI people.

YOU COULD JUST LEAVE OUT THE “IRISH” PART AND IT WOULD STILL WORK: Mark Judge: President Blarney: Biden is an embarrassment to Irish Americans.

TIME FOR HIGHER EDUCATION REFORM: Taking On the College Cartel. “What’s needed today is a heavy dose of trust-busting, deregulation, and entrepreneurial energy.” Particularly with regard to the accreditation trust.

IT’S A LOYALTY OATH TO AN UNAMERICAN IDEOLOGY: ‘DEI must die’: Nebraska bill would ban university diversity pledges.

WHY IS HIGHER EDUCATION SUCH A CESSPIT OF ANTISEMITISM? (CONT’D): UC Berkeley student speaks out about ‘horrific day for Jewish students,’ says freshman female was ‘choked’ during violent protest: Once people were at the event, Sobkin said they could ‘feel it shaking underneath the building’ as pro-Palestinian protesters were banging on the doors and windows.

LITTLE GEORGIE’S JOBS HAVE NEVER INVOLVED TELLING THE TRUTH:

The dishonesty of Stephanopoulos' interview is striking. He says 10 times that Trump was found 'liable for rape' in the E Jean Carroll case. He says that the jury found Trump 'liable for rape.' In fact, the jury specifically found Trump *not* liable for rape. It found him liable… https://t.co/AGr0WWnaMS

— Byron York (@ByronYork) March 10, 2024

DON SURBER: Hey, Look, Haiti!

The internal polling on Dark Brandon’s state-of-the-union speech must be horrible because Democrats and their deep-state go-fers in the media quickly changed the subject. First, they tried to make the story about Republican Katie Britt’s Karen-in-the-kitchen response to Biden’s speech, but no one outside DC cares about these responses.

Then Biden said he threatened Netanyahu with a come-to-Jesus moment. Bibi did not take Biden serious and no one else did. I mean, what was Biden going to do? Make Bibi eat a ham sandwich?

With the Ukraine war wearing out its welcome, the only diversion left was the uncivil war in Haiti. Suddenly riots in its capital became the most important story in the world!

We are sending troops to Port-au-Prince, something we failed to do to Minneapolis, Seattle and Portland four years ago. Apparently it is OK to give rioters in Baltimore space, but not in Haiti.

Haiti has replaced Ukraine as the 51st state, just like Dick Sargent replaced Dick York as Darrin on Bewitched. There was no discussion and no explanation. How important is Haiti now? The New York Times pulled down its paywall to report the story.

Haiti has always been a basket case, and it’s only become more basketish with ten-plus years of deep international involvement. (Is any place actually improved by the attention of NGOs and UN agencies?) The only time it didn’t suck was when it was run by the United States Marine Corps, and that wasn’t worth the trouble for us back then, and would be more trouble now.

EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY:

This is six US combat aircraft production lines dying. https://t.co/PBs8bhxjqp

— Trent Telenko (@TrentTelenko) March 12, 2024

THEY’RE ONLY OVERTURNING ELECTION RESULTS IN ORDER TO SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY! Poll: Insurrectionist Democrats Oppose Certifying Election if Trump Wins.

WHY ARE AMERICA’S RICHEST UNIVERSITIES SUCH CESSPITS OF ANTISEMITISM? Columbia President Will Testify Before Congress on Response to Campus Anti-Semitism: ‘Some of the worst cases of antisemitic assaults … have occurred at Columbia University,’ Virginia Foxx says.

WHY IS MIT SUCH A CESSPIT OF ANTISEMITISM? MIT Faculty Member Goes on Anti-Semitic Tirade After House Ed Committee Requests Documents From School. “I want to make it clear that Chairwoman Virginia Foxx … is a treasonous Zionist tool,‘ says Afif Aqrabawi.”

OH NO! ANYWAY. . . Report: Woke sports website Deadspin was just sold and all of their writers are being let go.

Flashback:

You just can’t make this up… the kid that @Deadspin and @carronJphillips tried to smear for his costume and “black face” is actually Native American.

He should sue them into oblivion. https://t.co/XAyenORfQ6 pic.twitter.com/NAmzS2ykK4

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 29, 2023

SPINACH FOR CHINESE KIDS, OPIUM FOR AMERICANS:

In America, TikTok pushes videos to kids that promote self-harm, eating disorders, and suicide.

In China, the version of TikTok available there, the app shows young kids science experiments, museum exhibits, and other educational material. pic.twitter.com/221TwerTb0

— Brendan Carr (@BrendanCarrFCC) March 10, 2024

Related:

The fact that ByteDance would shut down TikTok rather than earn (at least) tens of billions of dollars from a sale gives up the game here.

ByteDance is not a normal tech company driven by profit motives. It’s a tool of a hostile foreign power.

It’s gotta go. https://t.co/xmGQBsPZsV

— Brad Hargreaves (@bhargreaves) March 10, 2024

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG: Boeing whistleblower found dead in hotel parking lot just days after testifying against airplane giant. “John Barnett, 62, had raised safety concerns at the airline’s factories and provided his first testimony just days before he was found dead from an apparent ‘self-inflicted’ gunshot wound, the Charleston County coroner told the BBC.”

Jeffrey Epstein, who didn’t hang himself, was unavailable for comment.

WOULD YOU PUT YOUR LIFE IN THE HANDS OF THESE PEOPLE?

This tells you why US Volunteer Military recruitment has tubed🤦‍♂️⬇️

"The fact that we’re reduced to hoping suicide bombing, human shield using Hamas will care about the welfare of the Palestinian people, tells you how bad the idea is to begin with." https://t.co/Gu46cWfnMb

— Trent Telenko (@TrentTelenko) March 11, 2024

HE’LL MOURN THE LOSS OF PALESTINIANS FOR RAMADAN:

I wonder if this crosses any red lines with Biden https://t.co/OjXLA01OsV

— Nicole Levitt (@LevittNicole7) March 11, 2024

OPEN THREAD: Monday, Monday.

ALIENS: Mystery of Jupiter’s Great Blue Spot deepens with strangely fluctuating jet.

EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Flip Flopping White House Spokeswoman: No, Biden Didn’t Apologize for Saying “Illegal.”

CULTURE OF CORRUPTION: Exclusive-Former US official’s work for Chinese client stirs concern over disclosure loopholes.

Flashback: Perhaps Loretta Lynch Should Take Annual Ethics Training, Too.

THEY DON’T CALL IT A HIVE MIND FOR NOTHING: Bees Reveal a Human-Like Collective Intelligence We Never Knew Existed.

NOT IF THE GREENS HAVE THEIR WAY: Can World Hunger Be Eradicated by 2030?