THIS HAPPENS WITH ALL RAPID WEIGHT LOSS: Ozempic is giving people ‘temporal hollowing.’ Doctors are sounding an alarm.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Why reaction-time training should be part of your exercise routine as you get older.

GLOBALIZE THE RECONQUISTA!

To the leftists claiming Ceuta does not belong to Spain because it was taken in 1415

Are you going to tell the Turks to give Constantinople back to the Christians?

Cos they took that in 1453

— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) July 31, 2026

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Happy National Orgasm Day: Shocking study claims 47% of workers are having sex on the job.

Take that, HR scolds.

MAKE THEM PAY: UMich medical center to pay $410,000 to Christian employee fired for objections to trans medicine.

OH, I’M APPROPRIATELY GRATEFUL.

Why aren’t more people thankful for the generosity of Muslims who, so far, have decided not to murder us? https://t.co/RMTyu6Qobm

— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) August 1, 2026

Also, shouldn’t she be stoned for showing her face, hair, and arms in public?

MASSIVE RESISTANCE: House Republicans accuse ABA of keeping DEI alive after accreditation rollback.

SANCHEZ IS A TRAITOR AND AN ENEMY OF CIVILIZATION:

Meloni clearly doesn’t believe a single word coming out of Sanchez or the Spanish government. If she did, she wouldn’t be saying this.

22 EU countries signed on. That tells you everything.

Now let’s see how long they actually secure their borders. 🥱 pic.twitter.com/5RjxSV9bZP

— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) August 1, 2026

FLASHBACK: “There was a cult of Fauci. People were getting Fauci tattoos and dancing with images of Fauci.”

DECOLONIZE! RESTORE THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE!

Globalize the Reconquista! https://t.co/pZ2ryuEBUu

— @instapundit (@instapundit) August 1, 2026

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: Inside The Trump Admin’s Approach To Drones And The Future Of Aviation: “The future of aviation is unmanned, and it will remember whether the United States chose to lead or react.”

I DON’T BELIEVE HIM. ‘My Family Doesn’t Have Any Money’: Hunter Biden Says He’s Too Broke To Own a Car or Phone in Deposition Over Unpaid Legal Fees.

A RECKONING:

Stephen A. Smith publicly APOLOGIZES to Kyrie Irving after calling him "selfish" for refusing the COVID jab.

"Hindsight-wise, it didn’t make him stubborn or selfish. It made him BRAVE."

"I watched Dr. Fauci on Capitol Hill yesterday, and the person I thought about most was… pic.twitter.com/rBgTz24Dka

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) July 31, 2026

HAHA:

To Avoid Criticism For Hooking Up With His Cousin, Troy Jackson Converts To Islam https://t.co/CiOKimHzIy

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 31, 2026

INVESTIGATE:

Virtually every major Democratic campaign depends on a single private platform for voter, donor, and organizing data.

Yet the ownership, regulatory gaps, and risks surrounding that infrastructure have received almost no public scrutiny.

Apax Partners is what ties together… https://t.co/iP336LFFQN

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) July 25, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE:

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota https://t.co/5mxIQrf5h0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 31, 2026

NAME IT CERBERUS: 1st three-headed asteroid found in our solar system — and it has a little moon.

JUST IN TIME: For The First Time, The Large Hadron Collider May Have Detected Hints of Dark Matter.

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY:

Starlink filming Starship??

This is the future right here.

Flight 13 looking insane. pic.twitter.com/hHoQegLnRh

— The Omobible (@theomobible) July 31, 2026

ARE THERE DEEP SEVENS THERE TOO? Something Is Still Moving Beneath Venus’s Scorching Surface.

IT’S ARGININE: This Amino Acid May Help the Body Fight Tumors and Viral Infections.

CARS HAVE GOTTEN COMPLICATED: 2027 Slate Pickup First Drive: Simplicity Might Be Its Superpower.

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: The DOJ Backs Down: What the Post Office Carry Victory Actually Means For You.

WORST-KEPT SECRET ON THE PLANET: Airplane seats really are getting smaller. “And here’s the other part, seats have been getting smaller at the same time passengers have also been getting larger.”

Well, Leon certainly is.