HELLO, VGER: Voyager 1 spacecraft phones home with transmitter that hasn’t been used since 1981.

MEN WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET LAID: Scientists Caught Sperm Defying One of The Laws of Physics: Some rules were made to be broken.

MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Harris would be as much a figurehead as Biden — and we’d be ruled by the swamp.

PARTY OF ANTISEMITISM:

Pretty bad look for Dems that those looking to actively ignore antisemitism at their institutions believed Dems winning the House would make that easier. https://t.co/xTHXGoyzAB

— AG (@AGHamilton29) October 31, 2024

EXCLUSIVE: NYC officials only targeted Jewish schools with citations & inspections during COVID

After 4 years a FOIL request finally revealed that NYC Democrats specifically targeted Jewish schools in Brooklyn in fall 2020

No non-Jewish private or charter schools were listed pic.twitter.com/nlqMlCoAdv

— Ari Hoffman 🎗 (@thehoffather) October 28, 2024

LAWFARE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS A PRICE TO BE PAID:

The culture of lawfare—largely contained to one party at this point—must stop

If it doesn’t stop now, it never will https://t.co/16xVbQ0kJD

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) November 1, 2024

NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG: Oh good, the humanoid robots are working on their own: Atlas won’t sling cocktails, but Boston Dynamics says it actually operates autonomously.

THE USUAL:

The shooter was 17 and could not legally carry or conceal.

A Dem Congressman lying? SAY IT ISN'T SO

— Louis vil LeGun 🍌 Notorious T.A.C.O. (@LouisvilleGun) November 1, 2024

EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Tuberculosis patient possibly exposed hundreds at Georgia school, amid global rise. Hmm.

THIS WILL BOOST THEIR FLAGGING SALES: Volkswagen wants you to subscribe to your car.

GOOD RIDDANCE: IDF Eliminates One of the Last Remaining Hamas Politburo Leaders in Gaza.

HAHA: Why Did Secret Service Brass Feel the Need to Coordinate its Response to the IG’s Investigation Into the First Trump Assassination Attempt. “The emails, which RealClearPolitics reviewed, contained the subject line ‘DHS OIG Inquiries’ and directed employees to tell their supervisors if an OIG official reaches out to them so Secret Service managers could coordinate ‘an organized response.’ Supervisors sent the email five days after the same inspector general issued a negative report on the Secret Service’s actions before and on Jan. 6, criticizing the agency for failing to detect a pipe bomb near Vice President Kamala Harris and not flagging signs of potential violence to other agencies.”

THAT’S HOW IT GOES: AT&T praises itself after getting caught taking too much money from FCC program.

THE NEW SPACE RACE, PRIORITIES EDITION: NASA to restart Mentor-Protege program to help improve contractor diversity.

EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: N.Y. doctors report first U.S. cases of sexually transmitted ringworm.

JEFFREY CARTER ON Our Feeble Jobs Report.

DIVERSITY PROBLEM: Faculty at JD Vance’s alma mater Ohio State U. donate 100 times more to Democrats than Republicans.

UNEXPECTEDLY!

The is insane. RIP our economy. ⚰️ pic.twitter.com/WeWEzyzvGa

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 1, 2024

UPDATE: Republicans pounce!

Trump Campaign Statement on Kamala’s Job Losses

“This jobs report is a catastrophe and definitively reveals how badly Kamala Harris broke our economy. In a single month, Kamala’s failed economic agenda wiped out nearly 30,000 private sector jobs and nearly 50,000 manufacturing jobs. Working families are being ripped off by the Harris-Biden economic agenda. Kamala broke the economy. President Trump will fix it.” — Karoline Leavitt, Trump Campaign National Press Secretary.

Based on past experience, this number is more likely to be revised down than up:

In last 21 months, jobs numbers have been revised down twice as often (14 times for -754,000) as revised up (7 times for +205,000). https://t.co/1zZdUPmhG6

— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) November 1, 2024

IT’S PAYBACK TIME, JEFF: SELL THE WAPO TO ELON. WaPo Journalists Do Hit Pieces on Bezos.

Or, you know, act like you actually own the paper and fire them, and their editors, yourself.

CHANGE: U of Nevada female volleyball players refuse to show up for match against 6-ft-tall male player.

IN THE EVENT THAT SHE DOES WIN, SHE SHOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT PROTESTS: Kamala Harris Loses Her Nut When Protesters Interrupt Rally, Desperately Searches for Trusty Teleprompter.

WHY I KEEP SAYING “DON’T GET COCKY.” You Can’t Tell Who’s Winning the Race. Trump and Vance have momentum in terms of morale. But that’s not the same as winning.

GOOD ADVICE: Men, get out and vote and don’t let Harris lie her way into White House.

FRAUD: CPAC claims evidence of Wisconsin illegal ‘ballot harvesting.’

R.I.P., JAZZ SHAW. I never met him in person, but always wanted to.

THE E.V. BUBBLE CONTINUES TO DEFLATE: Ford Halts EV Production at Michigan Plant That Biden, Slotkin Lauded as ‘Incredible’ Example of ‘American Ingenuity’: Auto giant’s announcement ‘highlights the disastrous impact of federal EV mandates,’ energy expert says.