MY LATEST: Forget the “Big Arch” — here’s the Big Glenn.

JUST LIKE HOLLYWOOD: Scientists find 2 ‘failed stars’ that may have a second chance to shine bright — by getting together.

THINK OF IT AS EVOLUTION IN ACTION: Humans in The Andes Appear to Have Evolved a Strange Genetic Ability. People in the Andes have been eating potatoes, which are arsenic-rich, for longer than anyone. Maybe there’s a connection.

I’M STILL NOT TIRED OF WINNING:

We just won Missouri v. Biden.

As Missouri’s Attorney General, I sued the Biden regime for brazenly colluding with Big Tech to silence Missouri families — censoring the truth about COVID, the Hunter Biden laptop, the open border, and the 2020 election. They tried to turn… pic.twitter.com/90BYFNf59p

— Eric Schmitt (@Eric_Schmitt) March 24, 2026

BUT CAN IT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? This AI Tool Can Tell If Your Brain Is Aging Too Fast.

THE WHOLE MODERN WORLD IS A THREAT: How AI Can Help (or Hurt) Your Mental Health.

THIS USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY: BMW Says Americans Don’t Want Long-Wheelbase Cars.

MAKE IT THE LAST GASP: Is the Current Gun Control Push in the States a Rising Trend or a Last Gasp?

TRUE: As demand for GLP-1 pills and shots surges, healthy habits are still key.

I WAS TOLD IT’S GOOD FOR YOU: Experts say CBD is ineffective for pain management.

THIS SEEMS TO BE HAPPENING A LOT: Rare daytime fireball may have dropped meteorites on Texas.

WE’VE BEEN INSOLVENT FOR YEARS, SO NO BIG SURPRISE: The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it. “The Government Accountability Office (GAO) issued a disclaimer of opinion on the U.S. government’s FY 2025 financial statements — the 29th consecutive year it has been unable to determine whether the statements are fairly presented.”

But this is an opportunity for Trump to slash programs because of a “financial crisis.” Since, you know, there actually is a financial crisis.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Ohio teacher, 28, charged with carrying out twisted sexual relationship with student. “Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County Common Pleas Court last month, according to court documents obtained by WBNS. . . . Daboubi was fired from her teaching position shortly after her arrest and hit with two counts of sexual battery, which were later amended by authorities, prosecutors said.”

ICYMI: I ANSWER THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is the “Big Arch” worth eating?

WE NEED THEM TO TAKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION TO FULFILL THIS PROMISE OF DIVERSITY: UW-Madison hasn’t hired ‘conservative political thought’ professor promised in 2023 deal.

STANDING UP FOR FREEDOM: Student claims First Amendment violation against Campbell Law School for removal of Charlie Kirk posters. Life in Academia: The left’s martyrs are fake but sacred; the right’s are real but profane.

SEEMS FAIR:

NEWS that Congressional staff are not going to like- Delta is suspending its special congressional desk service for members of Congress until the shutdown is over. @ajc https://t.co/q2w4VIkK7p pic.twitter.com/sXnnZFOz4G

— Patricia Murphy (@MurphyAJC) March 24, 2026

MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Lefty hypocrites’ revolting Cuba vacation is par for the communist course.

THE ENEMY WITHIN: ‘Moderate’ Mikie Sherrill Attends Ramadan Services With Imam Who Faced Deportation Proceedings Over Alleged Ties to Hamas and Calls for ‘New Intifada:’ New Jersey governor touts ‘the five pillars of Islam’ in visit to Islamic Center of Passaic County.

I’M LOVING IT.

There is a certain ironic beauty about using ICE to undercut the Dems' TSA shutdown … over ICE. It's like our crazy orange president super double-reverse trolls them with every move.

Whatever they throw at him, bounces back in some torturous way that compels them to beclown… https://t.co/BhQobsPYKb

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 24, 2026

HMM: High-Profile US Scientists Keep Winding Up Dead Or Missing.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:

I ANSWER THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is the “Big Arch” worth eating?

OPEN THREAD: Monday, Monday.

SPACE: SpaceX offers details on orbital data center satellites.