Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds

DON’T GET TOO FULL OF YOURSELVES, LADIES. On the other hand, don’t feel too bad, this happened to the insufferable U.S. team too. Paging Riley Gaines: ‘World’s Sexiest Footballer,’ Swiss Women Lose 7-1 to 14-year-old boys. “Switzerland’s women’s national football team, including Alisha Lehmann who was voted ‘World’s sexiest footballer’, suffered a crushing 7-1 defeat against FC Luzern’s Under-15 boys’ side during their preparations for Euro 2025. . . . The embarrassing result emerged after footage from the behind-closed-doors friendly was accidentally posted on TikTok by one of the teenage players. The video garnered approximately 70,000 views before being removed from the platform.”

OVERTURNING REYNOLDS V. SIMS AND BAKER V. CARR — two cases that have no constitutional basis other than the predilections of the Warren Court — should be a priority.

Also, I’ve written about Intrastate Secession before.

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

THERE ARE NEWER DRUGS ON THE WAY THAT DON’T TO THIS: Studies exploring muscle loss from GLP-1 drugs.

I’d like to see a medication that combines fat loss with myostatin inhibition to promote muscle growth. And apparently there’s one on the way!

So Americans will be skinny and hot. And no doubt leftists will complain.

WE NEED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE WE HAVE A POPULATION CRISIS! WE HAVE A POPULATION CRISIS BECAUSE OF IMMIGRANTS!

Both of these things can be true, but I think they’d make a terrible Reese’s commercial.

MARK JUDGE: The Man Crisis and ‘Iron John’ at 35. “I remember that when Iron John became a phenomenon in the 1990s every single actor, journalist, and performance artist I knew was eager to create a parody of it and the so-called men’s movement. Those people have now either lost themselves or are living passive lives where they are ordered around by their wives and raising dull sons.”

BUT IS THERE AN AUTOPEN?