SOUNDS REASONABLE: The moon’s oldest and darkest craters could be hiding the most water ice. That’s good news for future astronauts.

VITAMIN D UPDATE: Taking Too Much Vitamin D Can Backfire, Scientists Warn. More is not always better.

IT’S THE DEEP SEVENS, ISN’T IT? Scientists Uncover Hidden Force Powering Yellowstone’s Supervolcano.

SHE HAS MAGICAL POWERS: Sydney Sweeney has the last laugh in second American Eagle ad campaign.

Well, it’s mostly just one magical power: Not caring. And why should she? “Despite the controversy, the campaign was the brand’s most successful to date.”

That’s because the “controversy” is a few losers yammering on social media. It’s 2026, nobody much cares.

Related:

In a society where "Let Them" is the popular meme for women, I wonder if "I Don't Care" is a better one for men? A twenty-something guy told me that he uses this line when women say dumb things, like "I don't believe in jails." And he means it, he doesn't care and he laughs to…

— Helen Smith (@HelenSmithPhD) April 11, 2026

Flashback:

“I don’t really care Margaret. I don’t want that person in my country.”

🔥 https://t.co/GRUlbNK8IS

— Arjun Mody (@arjunmody) January 26, 2025

HAHA:

With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress https://t.co/kD09Od3hEc pic.twitter.com/cWnd1DGy73

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 14, 2026

POLICE PICKUP: Ram Built a 2500 Heavy-Duty Pickup That’s Been Certified for Police Duty.

HE’D BE A FOOL TO GO ALONG AT THIS LATE DATE:

🚨BREAKING: Hungary's new PM has REJECTED the EU's migration pact:

"We will still not join the pact. We will actually reinforce the border further to protect Hungary and broader Europe. We will find a way to stop the EU's daily fine."

The globalists thought they'd won. 🇭🇺 pic.twitter.com/MGcBkfQi8E

— Inevitable West (@Inevitablewest) April 15, 2026

BELIEVABLE: Above the Law: Giffords PAC (Allegedly) Ignored FEC Regulations When Raising Funds for Anti-Gun Candidates.

HMM: US prosecutors make surprise visit to Federal Reserve office.

SO THEY’VE CAUGHT UP WITH REAL DOCTORS? Popular AI chatbots are confidently dispensing medical misinformation, analysis shows.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Did the Artemis II spacecraft protect the crew well enough? NASA races to find out.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Why Sex Exists.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Do I Need a Vibration Plate?

THE PRESS ATE IT UP, OF COURSE:

A Jussie Smollett-esque hoax.

Sundas ‘Sunny’ Naqvi of Skokie, Illinois claimed she was held in ICE custody for nearly two days after returning from a trip to Turkey.

Democrats in Illinois and mainstream media instantly latched onto the story given Naqvi’s status as a US… pic.twitter.com/60orDMJGAr

— Thomas Hern (@ThomasMHern) April 15, 2026

GEORGETOWN WANTS THAT SWEET, SWEET QATARI MONEY: Georgetown must drop investigation into College Republicans’ anti-Muslim post: free speech group.

STANDING UP AGAINST HATE AND BIGOTRY: Ohio Senate passes bill defining antisemitism on campuses: The legislation aims to address rising concerns over anti-Jewish discrimination in higher education.

NEW GLENN ROCKET BEING PREPARED FOR LAUNCH: Will go up no earlier than April 18. Good luck, guys!

MESSAGE: DO WITHOUT, PROLES!

🚨🇪🇺 URSULA VON DER LEYEN HAS SENT A MESSAGE TO OVER 743 MILLION EUROPEANS REGARDING THE ENERGY CRISIS:

"The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity." pic.twitter.com/5Z1YNukMvG

— JackTheRippler ©️ (@RippleXrpie) April 14, 2026

Leftists always want you to have less.

MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE:

Last night, notorious basiji commander Mohammad Shirmohammadian was stabbed 14 times and killed by masked individuals near Pardis, Tehran.

Bear in mind: This is not how the Mossad operates.

We are likely seeing the rise of Iranians taking action with their own hands. pic.twitter.com/ToDAZdJIn0

— 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) April 15, 2026

LOSERS: Elise Stefanik: The Moment The Ivy League Lost The Country.

REMINDER:

The CIA tried to remove a sitting United States President.

The evidence has been released. The issue is no longer a matter of opinion or debate.

Now, watch the silence.

The CIA tried to remove a President. https://t.co/0FJ7zPeKNy

— TheLastRefuge (@TheLastRefuge2) April 15, 2026

LET THE LAWSUITS BEGIN: UNC Officials Accused of Not Protecting Students or Defending Free Speech After April Fools’ ICE Article, ‘Sorority Girl’ Skit Lead to Death Threats, Campus Uproar.

WHEN LIFE DOESN’T TRACK THE NARRATIVE:

Wow! The BBC was not expecting a black man to start bashing immigration!

A British man went viral after unloading on the show, declaring Britain is “full” and that mass immigration has destroyed the country.

He slammed open borders, called out the crime spike, and said enough… pic.twitter.com/wvsQyIwXWQ

— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) April 14, 2026

#JOURNALISM: The New York Times’ Hate-Filled Agenda Drags On.

I’LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT HASN’T HAPPENED TO LENA DUNHAM: She hasn’t gotten on the Ozempic fad.