REMEMBER, TRUMP DOESN’T UNDERSTAND NEGOTIATION: Zelenskyy Grovels to Trump in New Statement, Wants Deal.

IT’S MIDNIGHT. REMOVE YOUR MASKS: Senate Democrats Suffer Humiliating Messaging Disaster.

IT’S ALMOST AS IF THERE’S BIAS IN MEDIA: Joe Biden Lost His Temper with Zelenskyy in 2022… Can You Guess Why?

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN: Meet The University Nurse Who Refuses to Treat Jews, Calls Them “Vermin,” “Dogs”.

THE USUAL ASTRONOMY AND SPACE, BUT FROM LEBANON [VIP]: Sky Candy From Lebanon.

Lebanon, Tennessee, I haven’t gone to the Middle East. I’m at Confinment VI, where Our Esteemed Proprietor is Guest of Honor.

TRUMP HAD NO CHANCE AND JOHNSON COULDN’T DO IT: BREAKING: House Passes Trump-GOP Budget

WOULDN’T THAT BE A FINE THING: Could Trump Get a Nobel Peace Prize for This Deal With Ukraine?

HELL, I’LL GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES: Rachel Maddow Has On-Air Meltdown, and Guess Which Card She Played.

TIRED OF IT YET? Elon Musk Has ‘Cracked the Code’ on Government Secrecy.

BECAUSE IT’S CRUEL AND COUNTERPRODUCTIVE? Why Colleges Should Stop Teaching “Toxic Masculinity”.

REPEAT AFTER ME, “WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?”: MSNBC’s Joy Reid Has Been Canceled, And I Can’t Stop Laughing.

UPDATE (From Ed): Gentlemen, start your AI!

THE AP’S GLEE IS PALPABLE: President Trump Criticizes Elon Musk.

THE LONG MARCH THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS: Kash Patel Is Already Making Huge Changes at the FBI.

POPCORN, CHECK. BUTTER, CHECK: AG Pam Bondi: The Epstein Client List Will Be Released Soon.

MAYBE NO EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM? [VIP] Sky Candy — What a Relief.

Still, how’s that space program coming along?

JUDENHAß VS ACADEMIC FREEDOM? First Professor Fired for Antisemitism Gets New Role at the APA.

I don’t know the right answer. Do you?

IS THERE NOTHING TRUMP CAN’T DO? The Media Wants You to Blame Trump for Team USA’s Defeat.

Seriously?

WHERE’S THE RABBIT? BREAKING: Mitch McConnell to Retire.

THE TRUMP DEMENTIA VIRUS HAS A NEW VARIANT [VIP]: They’ve Got Him This Time! Musk MUST Be Stupid: Just Ask Legacy Media.

IF TRUMP CAN DO THIS HE’S A WIZARD: Trump Promised to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines—Will He Deliver?

SOUNDS PRETTY INSURRECTION-Y TO ME: WATCH: Did a Senate Democrat Just Call for an Insurrection?.

“Massachusetts is where revolutions are born,” Markey began. “And the revolution against Donald Trump and Elon Musk starts here.”

HMMM: This Might Be the Best Idea for DOGE Yet.

Man, I’m not sure about this. Would it increase inflation? Does it increase the money supply more than the spending would? But it would have the effect of starving the beast. And politically it seems like a winner coming into 2026.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE: Here’s Why Trump’s Border Czar Is Threatening to Put FBI Agents in Jail.

PLAY THE “LONE RANGER” MUSIC: Sorry Libs, Voters Love How Fast Trump Is Moving.

AT LEAST SHE GOT SOMETHING: Kamala Harris Is Getting Her Participation Trophy After All.