A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: Appear in Arkansas court, explain, judge orders Hunter Biden. “Biden must appear Jan. 29 in a Batesville courtroom and explain why he shouldn’t be held in contempt for violating court orders to provide financial information in his Arkansas paternity case.”

A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: Hunter Biden says he wants no custody of ‘Baby Doe’ he fathered with Arkansas stripper.

A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: Hunter Biden and pregnant wife spotted in LA amid paternity battle with former stripper.

A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: Robert Kennedy’s son and granddaughter arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

Barnstable County police responded to multiple 911 calls early Sunday morning reporting loud music and fireworks at a home near the Kennedy compound. When police arrived they found beer cans littering nearby streets and “loud music and loud voices” heard by officers as they approached the home.

 A “glassy-eyed” 52-year-old Matthew “Max” Kennedy, the ninth child of Robert and Ethel Kennedy responded to the officers when they came to the door and “immediately became angry,” according to the police report.

As officers entered the residence Kennedy reacted by “screaming incoherently and throwing himself at a wall” as well as smashing a wall cabinet full of glass items, the police report said. He continued to resist arrest as party-goers yelled at law enforcement, “you don’t know who you’re messing with,” and, “He was a district attorney.”

Pro tip: Cops love it when you play the “do you know who I am??” card on them.

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A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: Mark Steyn on the larger imagination of JFK, self-admitted “Despoiler of Women.”

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A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: Matriarch Rose Kennedy punished her kids with time outs in her closet and the nanny banged their heads against the wall to  get them to sleep, reveals JFK’s only living sibling Jean, 88, in memoir.

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A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: ‘My story about the collision is getting better all the time. Now I’ve got a Jew and a n****r…’ How John F. Kennedy revealed his father exploited the PT 109 incident to make his son a hero and pave the road to the White House.

A TRAILER PARK CALLED CAMELOT: How serial cheater Bobby Kennedy Jr ‘exposed himself around the house, demanded a ménage à trois with tragic wife Mary – and told her things would be easier if she killed herself after he went public with Cheryl Hines.

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Ethel was 40 and three months pregnant with her last child, daughter Rory, when her husband was assassinated. Bobby Jr. was 14, and one week after his father’s funeral, the family celebrated his brother’s 13th birthday. Bobby slipped laxatives into everyone’s drinks as a prank.

“Just leave home!” Ethel yelled at him. “Get out of my life!”

She often used such language with him. “Her moods could swing drastically,” Oppenheimer writes, and soon after, she “literally beat Bobby with a hairbrush.”

Unable to cope with her grief — let alone her children’s — Ethel shipped Bobby off to a series of boarding schools, each less prestigious than the last, each forced to expel the namesake son of a martyred political icon.

Bobby wasn’t even 15 and was already using drugs heavily. He insisted each school allow his pet falcon to stay in his room. He formed a gang, The Hyannis Port Terrors, and one of his favorite practical jokes was bumping the fender of a passing car, having a pal collapse in the road, then yelling, “You’ve killed a Kennedy!” He once spat in a cop’s face.

Ethel did nothing. She was sealed off in her McLean, Va., estate. Only her dead husband, his legacy and her privilege as a Kennedy widow existed. Nothing Bobby did got her attention for long, and that attention was usually negative.

“I never witnessed a civil conversation between Bobby and Ethel,” one of RFK Jr.’s ex-girlfriends told People in 1984.

When Bobby was arrested for buying pot in 1970, Ethel threw him in the bushes. “You’ve dragged your family’s name through the mud!” she yelled. . . .

In his 1994 biography of Ethel, “The Other Mrs. Kennedy,” Oppenheimer writes of her “uncontrolled rage” and the abuse that extended to her household staff. Her brother-in-law Peter Lawford was shocked when Ethel berated a new maid for going to throw out some old scraps of paper.

“You stupid n- - - -r,” Ethel yelled. “Don’t you know what you’re doing? You’re destroying history. Get out of my sight! You’re fired.”

One of Ethel’s secretaries, Noelle Fell, told Oppenheimer she was surprised by such outbursts.

“She would say things like, ‘Those black people are stupid,’ ” Fell recalled. “I really don’t think she liked blacks or Hispanics. She couldn’t stand it if they didn’t speak English.”

One such maid, who brought sanitary pads when Ethel asked for face cream, got a hard slap in the face. She quit on the spot.

Covered up by the press for decades, of course.