THE NEW MONEY: Even uglier than the old money. Every redesign is worse than the one before — it’s like the Facebook of currency!

UPDATE: Reader C.J. Burch writes: “It’s one of those immutable laws, man. The universe tends towards entropy and ugly. It takes a lot of work to slow it down. As long as most of us are willing to put in that work everything will be just fine. And in America I think most people still are. None of them hold high office yet, but that will change soon enough.”