SECRET SERVICE BREAKS JIM TREACHER’S KNEE. Well, who could blame them, really?

UPDATE: A reader emails:

Yeah, that ain’t funny. Not even close.

Those scumbags are going to get away with this without punishment. There will be bureaucratic stonewalling and legal arguments and paid administrative leaves and national security and so on and so forth and nothing meaningful will happen except to waste a lot of money.

This is part and parcel of the division between the political elite and the rest of us.

Isn’t there a Titles Of Nobility clause or something to prevent this?

UPDATE: Later reports say it was State Department security guys, not Secret Service.