IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR: Get yer tax-prep software right here. Remember, if you don’t pay ’em, some Chinese guy will have to buy another Treasury bond.

UPDATE: Reader Kevin Greene emails:

I dunno … I was thinking of going the Tim Geithner route and just not paying this year.

Maybe Obama will give me a job.

Well, for that you gotta have the Turbo Tax first. You know to take the blame.