THEY WANT TO BELIEVE: “Various media outlets, including CNN, MSNBC and FoxSports.com, have attributed fabricated racist quotes to Rush Limbaugh . . . . Bizarrely, nobody running these career-killing ‘quotes’ seems to question why they weren’t of previous interest.” Apparently, nobody thought to run this by the legal department, either. “How is it that when Righties quote Lefties, they have video, audio, and notarized confirmation from the Pope, but when Lefties ‘quote’ Righties, they have Wiki entries contributed by ‘Cobra’? ”

Nobody tell Keith Olbermann about my abortion . . . .