OBAMACARE MIGHT GET TO 50% APPROVAL WITH this approach to preventive medicine: “A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.”

UPDATE: The story appears to be a hoax. But I say, why take chances? If breast-ogling saves just one life, it’s worth it. . . .