SCIENCE MARCHES ON: Does It Matter if Men Pee Sitting or Standing? A Randomized Test Has an Answer.

UPDATE:

Men piss standing because we can.

It does mean not having to plant one’s ass on some filthy public toilet seat.

We can just piss anywhere. Against trees. Against walls. There’s an indescribable if casual unremarked freedom about it. We just … pee …

Then we go off, kill the…

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) November 2, 2026

Do you really want to be a sitzpinkler? “‘All my friends demand that their husbands or boyfriends sit down,’ said Jessica. ‘I think it shows respect for the women who clean. My brother, for example, would not dream of standing up. Among the young, leftish intelligentsia, there is also a view that to stand up is a nasty macho gesture.'”