IT’S AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE THIS IS SATIRE: “I know it was about me, because everything is.”

I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the… pic.twitter.com/5pIZN9HKdn

— The Spectator 🇺🇸 (@TheSpectator) October 14, 2026

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"a weird kind of prudishness where the prude isn't offended at the activity but at the noticing of the activity."
Perfectly put.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 13, 2026

Jenna Bush is a weird spokesperson for propriety.