WHITE PRIVILEGE. SHOT: Fresh jalapeños linked to Salmonella outbreak in 27 states, and a recall is underway.

CHASER:

Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall https://t.co/SwcKeQXJuD

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 10, 2026

(Although the notion that white people don’t like hot food is basically BS. Come to the south and walk through the Ace Hardware grilling isle with spice rubs labeled “Ass Prolapse” and “Esophagus Roaster” and the like. Now moving to New England there was a distinct lack of spice, it’s true.)