BRITISH MAN ARRESTED AFTER DRESSING AS GRIM REAPER, BRANDISHING BLADE, STARING DOWN FROM HOSPITAL ROOF:

This man is a legend.

Come on, he was just checking in on his future clients!

Well, 26-year-old Welshman Leon Gillespie was brandishing a blade, so there’s that. And I suppose he did seem to be dressed as the Angel of Death (though he says it was simply a “crow costume”).

I also suppose he perched himself atop Ysbyty Glan Clwyd Hospital in Denbighshire, long blade in hand, making noises down toward visitors and staff as if to say “you’re next.”

Welshman apparently jealous of Florida man: