IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN AS WEIRDOS, MAYBE STOP BEING WEIRDOS? “A possible referendum in Oregon on animal rights would end fishing, hunting, even pest control, just when Democrats are trying really hard not to be seen as ‘weirdos again.'” “Gary Francione and Anna Charlton, a firebrand animal rights couple who teach law at Rutgers University… have advocated for the abolition of pet ownership.”

Key rule: Don’t let weirdos run your society.