HR DEPARTMENTS DON’T ADD VALUE, BUT THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO. THEY’RE MEANT TO BE POLITICAL OFFICERS.

Reminds me of a time when HR
brought me in to accuse me of
taping a live cockroach to another coworker's computer screen and setting his music to a loop of "La cucaracha"

When I asked for the evidence…

HR: "It just seems like something
you would do" https://t.co/xw9jvAG301

— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) May 22, 2026

all other CEOs realizing they can just fire their HR teams and eliminate all their problems. https://t.co/DbQTd6IntM pic.twitter.com/d5GW1wG91S

— Greg Cello (@gregcello) May 22, 2026