PEREZ HILTON: Putting the “Hippo” in Hypocrite. “No matter what you think about gay marriage, or about advocates of gay marriage whose awful behavior is giving the issue a bad name, one thing is clear: If you don’t want people you dislike to use a 3-second clip of you glaring into a webcam and calling someone a ‘dumb bitch,’ then don’t get on your webcam and call someone a ‘dumb bitch.’ Problem solved.” Ouch.