I REFUSE TO IDENTIFY AS “GENERATION JONES” SINCE THE BOOMERS GAVE US THAT NAME:  Boomers – A vampiric generation battening on the blood of the young.

I don’t “jones” for anything they have.  And to be fair, this is not exactly the “boomers” fault as a weird confluence of demographics, impact of mass media, and–  But yeah, in the main, we’re eating seed corn to keep boomers comfortable in old age. Just like price of college has gone through the roof so Beardo the Weirdo can be comfortable.