Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

FROM TIMOTHY WITCHAZEL:  Noah and the Great Flood: A Poem in Alliterative Verse.

From author and poet Timothy V. Witchazel comes a retelling of the story of Noah and the Ark in the alliterative verse, the style of poetry used in Beowulf, Piers Plowman, and other Anglo-Saxon works.

PINCHES BRIDGE OF NOSE BETWEEN THUMB AND FOREFINGER. INCLINES HEAD: In what universe did these idiots think doing this was all right? What was it even supposed to symbolize? “Fraud, yay?” Guys I think at this point the lefty crazies aren’t even thinking. They’re just going on limbic activity. Faced with any stimulus, they choose the response that their deranged idea of the world tells them will upset the right. And never seem to realize what they’re doing is utterly stupid:  Vermont School District Faces Backlash After Raising Somali Flag.

YOU FAMILY HISTORY IS NOT COMPLICATED. THIS IS COMPLICATED:  They Lived in Infamy.