Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
May 10, 2026
IF ONLY THEY’D BEEN TAUGHT SOMETHING USEFUL: Nancy Pelosi urges CA college grads to ‘save our democracy’ against Trump in commencement speech.
HE’S TRYING TO FIGURE HOW TO CHARACTERIZE THIS AS A VICTORY: Vladimir Putin suggests war in Ukraine is ‘coming to an end’ — hours after dismal Victory Day parade.
A LACK OF POLICE PATROLLING THE CITY MIGHT BE A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR – JUST SAYING: NYC’s broken mental health system to blame for maniac’s fatal subway-staircase shove: expert.
SCAMMERS DEMAND THE RUBES KEEP PONYING UP: How dare these po-faced protesters tell the people of Crowborough they are lacking in charity?
DON’T TELL ME THIS COMES AS A SURPRISE: The party’s over for the supersized woman.
TEMU OBAMA ISN’T THE BRIGHTEST: Remember When Hakeem Jeffries Said This About Redistricting? He Just Ate Those Words.
WHOEVER APPOINTED THE JUSTICE WHO AUTHORED THAT DECISION SHOULD BE RUN OUT OF POLITICS: Did Anyone Notice What Was Funny With This VA Dem Senator’s Take on the Gerrymander Ruling?
AND IT’S GLORIOUS: U.K. Reform earthquake.
ALL MEDICAL SCHOOLS DID. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM: DOJ Concludes UCLA Med School Racially Discriminated In Admissions Process.
ALL OF US WHO KNEW STUDENTS AT ALL LEVELS KNOW THIS: Instructure Confirms Major Hack Affecting Canvas Users Across Thousands of Schools.
SOMETIMES THE PURPOSE OF A BILL IS TO FAIL: The Deprecated Filters. Washington’s legislative feedback system still works. The people running it stopped wanting to be filtered.
SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED, THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Argentina not in the news.
May 9, 2026
YOUR WEEKEND CAN NOW START: Memes Ahoy!
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UNFORTUNATELY, THAT’S MOSTLY WHAT THE WORLD HAS: Marco Rubio Warns the World to Ready More Than Just ‘Strongly Worded Statements’ Against Iran.
HEH. THAT’LL BE THE DAY: Mike Waltz Demands That the United Nations Crackdown on Iran’s Violation of International Law.
DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY, DON’T KNOW MUCH ECONOMY, BUT HE DOES KNOW IF THEY VOTE FOR HIM WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT WOULD BE: Gavin Newsom Proves He’s Historically Illiterate With This Hot Take on Tennessee’s New Congressional Map.
THEY SEE ‘BLACK REPUBLICAN’ BUT THEY THINK ‘RACE TRAITOR’: We Cannot Believe What This CNN Contributor Just Said About Electing a Black Republican.
THE BUREAUCRATS GET PAID WHETHER OR NOT THE MONEY IS PROPERLY DISBURSED: Report: Bureaucrats Improperly Paid Out $186 Billion In Taxpayer Money In 2025.
WHEN HISTORICAL INCIDENTS AREN’T ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KIDS ANTI-AMERICAN, YOUR EDUCATION ESTABLISHMENT INVENTS THEM WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HOLLYWOOD: When I took APUSH in high school we spent 1/2 a week watching this movIe in class. The accompanied assignment was a 2 page hand written paper on the negative effects of racism and segregation in 1960s America. Out of curiosity, I did my own reserach into Katherine Johnson (MC of the movie) and found interviews where she described her experience. When asked if she felt segregation at NASA she said she didn’t and that everyone was so mission oriented that nobody really cared about race at all. The “white only” restrooms at NASA actually weren’t marked at all and she was using those bathrooms for her entire tenure there.
INDEED. WORTHY OF THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH: Orwellian.