And since it’s been demanded I no longer refer to y’all as “the x-less”: This is for the poor x-deprived crowd.
Also since apparently we are in deep schoolmarm territory on the right all of a sudden, which moniker is preferred: LackTweet, Xdeprived, Noxfactor, No-x-ious, Twitterloss, Missing-X? I wouldn’t want to accidentally make a joke and offend someone. Forfend the thought. We must be serious. Serious I say.
It’s not that I have anything against those who aren’t on X. I have good friends who refuse to get an account for reasons ranging from “would eat my life” to “the idiots banned me.” And that’s okay. Which is why I provide the xcancel links. My pique… kind of, since I’m giggling through it is about someone coming to my blog, on purpose, to complain about my using x-less. If that’s SUCH a problem, I can certainly be more obnoxious. The truth, ladies and gentlemen are that times of upheaval and worry are far too serious to get through without humor. And I feel certain Benjamin Franklin would already have come up with a far more offensive quip.