WELL, THERE ARE SEVERAL VACANT CABINET POSITIONS FOR WHICH HE MIGHT BE SUITABLE: Marion Barry, tax cheat. “D.C. Council member Marion Barry (D-Ward 8) owes the federal government more than $277,000 in back taxes and skipped at least six months of recent payments on taxes owed to the D.C. government, according to federal authorities.”

Taxes are for the little people.