HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:
Reminder: you know those elite colleges your kids couldn't get into (too white) and that you'd never be able to afford anyway?
Surprise: you were sending them your money anyway – up to a billion to each of the schools that rejected your 4.0 senior.
Joke's on you. Like always. https://t.co/ECNOlDMvMW
— Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) April 9, 2025