THE “STIMULUS:” Nobody’s read it, but they’ll vote on it tomorrow. So much for that promise to put bills online for 48 hours before voting. If they did that, they’d lose votes on this stinker, and they know it. On the other hand, there’s something appropriate about holding this vote on Friday the 13th. . . .

UPDATE: “Congressional Offices Don’t Have the Stimulus Bill, Lobbyists Do.”

ANOTHER UPDATE: Reader Thomas Prewitt writes: “Since they haven’t had time to appropriately review the spending bill, the Republicans in Congress should vote ‘present.'”