LOL: I’m 16. On Nov. 5, the girls cried and the boys played Minecraft. “Eight years ago, I was too young to feel the full force of Hillary Clinton’s loss. Now at 16, I’ve had the wind knocked out of me. On that Wednesday, I was flush with anger — but it was diluted by an even stronger feeling: defeat. I saw it in the eyes of women in my subway car that morning. I saw it in the barista at the coffee shop on the corner, the female security guard at my school and in the face of my history teacher.”

Reading this, you’d never know that a majority of white women — and nearly half of women overall — voted for Trump. The boys had their priorities straight. The girls chose to be hysterical, as did their adult women role models.