AN IMPORTANT WARNING:

Never water your lawn in the night, or you will get cramps and drown. No – you’ll get mushrooms. That’s it. Fungal surprises will pop out of your lawn with such force that clods of dirt will strike you in the face.

Well, I didn’t water my lawn at night, but it rained and sure enough, I got mushrooms. But they look kind of cool.

And if I’ve got mushrooms in my lawn, is that a sign that the drought is over?