IT’S COME TO THIS: Admissions Dean, Securitas Guard To Address 2024 Grads After Other Speakers Turn Harvard Down.

The 2024 Senior Class Committee wanted Barack Obama or Drake to speak at Class Day. . . .

Harvard Dean of Admissions and Financial Aid William R. Fitzsimmons ’67 and Securitas employee Bill Oliverio will address graduating seniors on May 22 during Class Day, Senior Class First Marshal Fez S. Zafar ’24 announced in a group chat with Harvard seniors Monday afternoon.

Past keynote speakers at Harvard have included high-profile athletes, politicians, actors, musicians, and academics, but the the HAA and the Senior Class Committee asked Fitzsimmons and Oliverio to serve as emergency speakers for the ceremony after they could not attract a high-profile candidate to address graduating seniors at the annual ceremony.

The admissions dean should take this opportunity to publicly apologize for admitting so many angry, entitled, ignorant snowflakes.