THE WEEKENDS AT THE COLLEGE DIDN’T TURN OUT LIKE YOU PLANNED:
'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student https://t.co/t7TFdZHYUP pic.twitter.com/rFKikHQ3lH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 3, 2024
The plastic garbage-can shields may have looked cool, but mostly just hampered their users and provided a convenient handle.