A BAD WEEK FOR PRINCESS CAROLINE: “Caroline Kennedy’s coronation for the U.S. Senate has been disrupted by, well, by Caroline Kennedy. The media is shocked, shocked to learn she’s a political dilettante and a bit foolish.” Well, it’s not as if those are disqualifications for the United States Senate.

And Mickey Kaus says she’s better than Andrew Cuomo: “Caroline may be boring but she does not seem evil!” He notes, however, that there are other people in New York besides the unimpressive Caroline and the thuggish Andrew. Hey, Eliot Spitzer needs a job!