STANDING UP TO THE SCOLDS: Fun strikes back: 2023 ASSU preliminary election results announced. “Running on a platform of “Fun Strikes Back,” Sophia Danielpour ’24 and Kyle Haslett ’25 were elected by a wide margin. . . . over second-place slate Christian Sanchez ’24 and Gurmen Bahia ’25.”

Bottom line, with a big increase in turnout, parties and candidates who stressed fun and traditions beat out “social justice” candidates by a lot.