THERE ARE CERTAIN SECTIONS OF NEW ORLEANS, la’Hom, that I would not advise you to invade: “Meanwhile, it is reported that Klingons have seized control of the French Quarter.”

UPDATE: “la’Hom” is not evidence of my execrable French (though my French is execrable) — it’s the Klingon rank equivalent of Major, since I was echoing Humphrey Bogart’s line from Casablanca: “Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”

Yes, I am a geek. But you knew that.