BELDAR: “It started with a burrito and a jalapeño last Sunday night that turned out not to have caused indigestion.” There’s lots of photo-hospiblogging, too. And note the important point: He didn’t have the classic symptoms, just something that felt odd and wrong. Keep that in mind, as it could save your life.

(When the Insta-Wife had her heart attack 6 years ago, it was diagnosed as a panic attack. They didn’t even do blood tests. That was probably because she was a young, athletic woman, but they should have done them. Hospitals are usually better with women now, but if you have shortness of breath or chest pain insist on the tests.) Meanwhile, send Beldar your prayers and good wishes.