ANGRY GAIA WORSHIPPERS will be disappointed in Dennis’s meager damage toll. But take heart:

An elderly man seeking shelter from Hurricane Dennis was found dead at the Pensacola Civic Center about 1:45 a.m. today, Escambia County Sheriff Ron McNesby said.

The 77-year-old man, whose name has not been released, was found in a restroom, according to sheriff’s reports.

Initial indications are that he died of a heart attack. Family members were at the shelter with him.

Also, Florida officials reported the first fatality tied to Hurricane Dennis was a 3-year-old boy who died Friday in Walton County.

The child fell out of a van during evacuation preparations. Florida Highway Patrol Col. Chris Knight said he had no further details.

Take that, decadent Western materialists!