WE HAVE A LESS-DRAMATIC — BUT STILL DRAMA-FILLED — VERSION OF THAT GOING ON AT TENNESSEE: Paranoia and Pastels at Bama Rush: Fears about TikTok and rumors of a secret documentary swirl around sorority rush week at the University of Alabama.

There’s even some sort of kerfuffle over a Tik Tok video, though I’m hazy on the details and content to remain that way. But sororities at Bama are a much bigger thing.